What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Wednesday, August 19, 2009:

Writer's Viewpoint: Tim Burton Has Become A Fad Disguised As Art - (everyone's viewpoint)

Eddie Van Halen's TV Nerves - He'll have a cameo on "Two And A Half Men", where he'll promptly fire someone from the cast and replace them with his son...

Britney Spears Delivers The 'Top 10' In A Bikini On David Letterman (Watch The Video!) - Looks like Letterman's stopping at nothing to compete with Conan...

Alec Baldwin: 'Michael Vick Deserves Another Chance' - What Do You Think? - Alec wants to help Michael with his dog problem; so maybe Michael can help Alec with his little thoughtless little pig problem...

Joe Jonas To Judge 'American Idol' - We see that 'American Idol' is going with yet another highly experienced industry professional to judge musical talent...

Black Eyed Peas Break Billboard Record - Was it the record for having the most annoying and repetitive song of the decade?

Lil Wayne Confirms That Lauren London Is Pregnant With His Baby - Would someone please neuter this guy...

Kendra Wilkinson Is Expecting A Boy - Meaning there's over an 83 year difference between the maximum and minimum aged penises she's had inside her...

Five Tremendous Quentin Tarantino Films - ... are not on this list of Quentin Tarantino films...

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