What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Friday, July 7, 2009:

TV Sitcoms: The Laughs Are Dying - Hmmm, according to this story "According to Jim" had jokes in it. Who knew?

VenetianPrincess Discusses Being the Most Popular Female on YouTube - She has the one thing that the people she parodies don't: talent.

Review: 'G.I. Joe: The Rise Of The Cobra' Is Pretty Damn Entertaining - "G.I. Joe", "Transformers" and Fellini in the same sentence. Who'd have thunk it?

Paris Hilton Spent $325,000 On A Dog House - How nice of her to buy her old friend Nicole Richie a home...

Irish Singer Says Lady Gaga Copied Her Style - What Do You Think? - That Irish singer looks chilly...

Police Search Home Of Alleged Miley Cyrus Stalker - Word is the 53-year-old stalker's mother offered the nice policemen cookies & milk...

Paula Abdul Considering 'So You Think You Can Dance' - Anything to get rid of Mia Michaels or Mary Murphy...

Remembering John Hughes: Which Film Was Your Favorite? - Eat your heart out Judd Apatow. Your films are funny, but Hughes was pure class...

Sharon Stone Poses Topless In French Mag - Whoever took this photo has mad Photoship skillz...

Vanessa Hudgens' Short White Minidress & Black Teardrop Necklace - Ah, something we're not used to... Vanessa with clothes on...

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