So Nancy's little bundle of joy is finally here on "Weeds," and the baby will hopefully never know how much trouble he causes his loving family. Immediately Nancy gets more angry than ever before because Pilar shows up at her bedside and lays down the law. Esteban will not be on the birth certificate no matter what because it will end his political career. Instead of fighting her, Esteban walks out and agrees to this, but Nancy has to put someone on the birth certificate. The only man she knows is Andy, so she puts him down. When she shows up back to the house, however, he is smoking weed in her former room and tells her this is his house and he's not cleaning up for her anymore. Oh Andy, how I adore your mean honesty ... someone has to tell it like it is to her!

Someone else who tells it like it is? Alanis Morissette's character who agrees to go out with Andy and quickly realizes how close to homeless slacker he is. He even shaves off the ugly beard for her and is back to cute, but she points out she's a doctor and he's unemployed and has a car without opening doors. This leads Andy to put his name on the birth certificate and accept responsibility. To try and bring substance into his life. His requirement is that the baby has a brisk and he is for real the father, as in raising this child with her. It's a good step for him, but possibly a dangerous one.

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Esteban is furious and appears at the brisk to scream at Nancy, but she stands up to him and defends Andy. She says he lost his chance to be a father, and the baby will be nothing like him. I kind of hope the baby is nothing like either of them, although Nancy has some wonderful traits like charisma and manipulation the baby would probably benefit from having. They also give him a name: Steven Ray Botwin. Stevie Ray.

The rest of the cast still has stories too, believe it or not. Celia realizes her contract with I'm Pretty means she has to find a way to sell the make up, so she's frantic. The answer comes in the form of Dean who has agreed to help Doug and Silas get their pot back. Celia takes the pot and makes it look like someone beat up Dean. They have a nice moment; is there a reconciliation in the future for these two? It could be interesting.

The most important thing about this episode is that Lupita is back. That's right! Yay! Nancy called her in to help with the baby, and she was happy to do so because they're right by the water and she can surf. She names all the terms and Nancy gives in without a fight. It's so good to see Lupita back, and she can provide the house with a real mother again. Stevie Ray's life is already a very complicated one, let's just hope his mother and birth-certificate-father manage to survive until he's a toddler.

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Story by Chelsea 'Dee' Doyle
Starpulse contributing writer

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