What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Tuesday, July 28, 2009:

Music Review: Overproduction Foils Brooke Hogan - Any CD review that includes the terms "Nintendo-esque tones" and "synthesizer stabs" makes us worry*.

Rihanna & Chris Brown Check In Same Hotel But Are Not Reconciling - The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Tony Romo Bans Jessica Simpson From His Home - Hell hath no fury like a Dallas Cowboys quarterback scorned...

For Sale: Erotic Messages By Madonna - Whoops, read that wrong...

Hulk Hogan & Wife Finalize Their Divorce - She had him on the ropes for months and finally took him down for the count...

Music Review: Overproduction Foils Brooke Hogan - It's a tossup over whether or not Brooke's new album or her parents' divorce was more entertaining...

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Break Up - She may not have a Bush anymore, but she's still got that big butt that made her famous...

Joanna Krupa: Diddy 'Looks Like A 'Tard' - Joanna, while we agree with you, we also think it's best for everyone if you just don't talk anymore...

Joel Madden Writing Autobiography - This one's sure to go right to Barnes & Noble's 'bargain books' section...

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*not that we had high expectations for a Brooke Hogan CD in the first place...