What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Monday, July 27, 2009:

Joe Jonas Dumps Camilla Belle? - So Joe finally shaved his beard...

Michael Jackson's Hair To Be Turned Into Diamonds - Brought to you by De Beers...

LeAnn Rimes Addresses Split Rumors - She says she's 'nursing a broken heart'; which, coincidentally will be the title of her next album...

Farrah Fawcett Left All Her Money To Her Son - That'll buy a hell of a lot of blow...

Just Timberlake Opens Eco-Friendly Golf Course - We thought most golf courses were already pretty eco-friendly.

Eva Green Can't Watch Her Sex Scenes - She has no idea what she's missing...

Eva Longoria & George Lopez To Host ALMA Awards - Eva will obviously be providing the comic relief...

'Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami' Premieres Aug. 16 on E! - We thought they'd go with "Beauty and the Beast"-- but "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami" is kinda catchy...

'Lost' Creators Share Hints For Season Six At Comic-Con (Videos) - Ahhh! It's just a tease!

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