What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for today, Monday, July 20, 2009:

Jimmy Page Explains Why Led Zeppelin Won't Work In 'Guitar Hero' Or 'Rock Band' - He'd rather expose people to Zep's music through the magic of automobile commercials instead.

Hugh Hefner's Twin Girlfriends Karissa & Kristina Shannon - Nothin' like tramp-stamps and butt-cracks...

Woody Harrelson Gets Black Eye From Wrestling Owen Wilson On A Rubber Dinghy - There's just so much that is wrong with this headline...

Backstreet Boys Eye A Massive Comeback - They want to be as big as-- hold on, we need... to stop... laughing-- the, LOL, Rolling Stones!

Lindsay Lohan: 'I Am A Very Hard Worker' - Guess the Hustler spoof has it right then...

Los Angeles Galaxy Fans Boo David Beckham (Video) - Beckham had to be restrained from going into the stands to confront hecklers. Zinedine Zidane would be so proud of him...

Michael Jackson Owed $80 Million In Taxes - Guess he won't have to worry about that though...

LaToya Jackson's Michael Jackson Tribute Song 'Home' (Listen Here!) - Nobody's ever taken LaToya's music seriously, and we're not about to start...

Animal Collective Becomes First Band Allowed To Sample Grateful Dead - Did we mention Led Zeppelin's music is in car commercials now?

Adam 'MCA' Yauch Of Beastie Boys Announces Cancer Diagnosis, Concerts Canceled And Album Delayed (Video) - One might call this an 'ill communication'.

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