What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for today, Friday, July 10, 2009:

Robert Plant Receives A Royal Honor - Okay, now would you please tour with Zep?

Russian Channel Censors 'South Park's' Vladimir Putin - ...and you will respect their authoritah!

Lil Wayne 'Too Drunk' To Perform? - You're not a real performer if you can't do it totally wasted, Lil Wayne.

Jamie Foxx Embarrasses Rihanna At Nightclub - No word if he told her to make a sex tape, get a gum transplant and do some heroin....

Fashion Star Of The Week: Marion Cotillard - Oui, oui; ah-ha-ha!

Beyonce's Sweaty Butt Off Limits To Photographers - Their lenses aren't that big anyway...

Lady Gaga: 'I'm A Single Girl' - Seriously, we never asked...

Barack Obama & Nicolas Sarkozy 'Checking Out' 16 Year-Old Mayara Tavares? (Picture & Video) - Bill Clinton approves...

Morgan Freeman To Marry His Step-Granddaughter E'Dena Hines? - Woody Allen smiles and nods...

Gwyneth Paltrow Detoxes With Diet, Massage, & Sauna Sessions - And the rest of us here in the real world usually just drink a Diet Coke and take some Ex-Lax...

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