What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for today, Wednesday, July 8, 2009:

Samantha Ronson Angry At Tour Guide Who Called Her 'Talentless' - At least she was recognized for something other than being Lindsay Lohan's on-again, off-again girlfriend.

Miley Cyrus' Racy New Elle Magazine Cover & Pictures - Let's just face it, she's not the little girl on "Hannah Montana" anymore.

Lindsay Lohan Turned Down 'The Hangover' - Hard to believe Lindsay would EVER turn down a hangover...

Beth Ditto: 'I'm Not Single' - We didn't ask...

Will Forte's 'MacGruber' Gets Big-Screen Treatment - Yes, Hollywood has entirely skipped over giving "MacGuyver" the big screen treatment in favor of turning a four-minute SNL parody sketch of it into a film. Next up: "OxyClean: The Motion Picture".

A Dog Is The Hero In Richard Gere's Latest Film - Supposedly it rescues a gerbil from a fate worse than death...

Samuel L. Jackson Challenges His Online Critics - I am tired of these monkey-fighting bullies on this Monday to Friday internet!

Final Resting Place Of Michael Jackson's Body Is Unknown - Perhaps it was shipped off to a secret location...

Mysterious Package Sent To Starpulse Headquarters - What Do You Think? - Heeeey, wait a minute...

Austrian Diplomat Calls For 'Bruno' Boycott - Austria? Well, then... g'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

A Bloated Mischa Barton 'Turns To Booze' - Her friends say she drinks too much and eats a lot of greasy food. She'd fit right in here at Starpulse!

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