What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for today, Monday, July 6, 2009:

Kelly Osbourne Calls Lady Gaga A 'Butterface' - Apparently Kelly doesn't have much access to a mirror...

Dress Battle: Audrina Patridge Vs. Cassie - There's something about a scantily clad woman with a half-shaved head...

Kim Porter's Funky Hair Accessory - Awesome Or Awful? - She looks like a Bollywood reject.

Shirtless Alert: Adrian Grenier Boogie Boarding - If he likes boogie boarding in Malibu, he'll love sledding in Telluride...

Who Has The Best Assets - Katie Price Or Holly Madison? - ...and here we have two bimbos known for showing lots of skin, showing lots of skin and looking like two bimbos...

Top 5 Nicolas Cage Movies - Do You Agree? - A look at Mr. Movie Factory's best films...

Jon Bon Jovi's Impromptu Restaurant Gig - People in the restaurant were overheard shouting, "Hey, I'm tryin' to eat over here."

Kara Dioguardi Weds In Maine - Good, now maybe on the next season of "Idol" she'll have a name we can pronounce...

Michael Jackson Memorial Tickets Being Sold For Thousands - What Would You Pay? - A better question would be "how much would you ask for yours?"

'T.J. Hooker' Headed For The Big Screen - Seriously, how are they ever going to get anyone hotter than... Adrian Zmed to play Romano?

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