What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top ten stories in Starpulse News for today, Tuesday, June 30, 2009:

Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick Show Off The Twins (Picture) - Oh, babies. We thought Sarah got implants or something.

Mom Horrified By Lil Wayne's Degrading Sex Tune At BET Awards - Look at your son, mom. NOTHING about him should shock you.

Mariska Hargitay, Chris Meloni To Stay On 'Law & Order: SVU' - Who cares about Hargitay & Meloni, we want Ice-T & Richard Belzer to stay!

Lady Gaga's Latest Upskirt & Booty Pictures - Oh my, fishnet stockings and some kind of futuristic leotard... this isn't getting old already...

Rick Astley Not Dead! - Click this link! Seriously, click this link!

Mmmm...Mariah Carey On The Set Of Her New Music Video 'Obsessed' - "Who knew 40 could look so good?" Good? Try fantastic!

George Clooney Forced To Deny Rumors Of His Death - He's alive though, just like Jeff Goldblum and Rick Astley.

Laughable Quote Of The Day: Lindsay Lohan Is A Workaholic - Just parts of her are workaholics.

Johnny Depp's Best & Worst Films - Do You Agree? - No Ed Wood? No Gilbert Grape.

A Dozen Michael Jackson Fans 'Commit Suicide' - No word if any of the deaths were caused by Demerol...

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