What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top ten stories in Starpulse News for today, Thursday, June 18, 2009:

Police Fine David Archuleta's Dad For Prostitute Massage - Come on! Everyone knows that if the police ask you if you just had sexual relations with your masseuse the correct answer is "no".

Padma Lakshmi Makes A Jumpsuit Look Sexy - Salman Rushdie eat your heart out...

Kelis Wants $20,000 From Nas For Baby Supplies - Apparently that milkshake isn't bringing any money to the yard.

Paris Hilton Does Dubai - Because she's already done all of America...

Clean-Up Crew Finds Dead Body At Bonnaroo Site - Rumor has it four kids from Castle Rock, Oregon were actually headed there to see the body...

Kim Kardashian Told Heidi Pratt To Pose For Playboy - She said, 'Heidi, just look what it did for my career'...

Robert Pattinson Is Dethroning Brad Pitt - Out: clean cut, attractive Americans; In: messy, greasy haired Brits with bad teeth.

Tiffani Amber Thiessen Holds Up 'Saved By The Bell' Reunion - She doesn't want people to know it's the only thing she's done since, well, "Saved by the Bell"

Hillary Clinton Breaks Her Elbow - Thus proving how far to the left she actually leans.

Slideshow: Gisele Bundchen During Sao Paulo Fashion Week - That's pronounced 'say-owww!' Paulo

Best Wedding Films - What's Your Favorite? - The realistic one that ends in three kids, fighting over money, no time for intimacy...

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