What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here's a quick recap of the top ten stories in Starpulse News for today, Thursday, June 4, 2009:



David Carradine Found Dead In Bangkok In Apparent Suicide - Beatrix Kiddo unavailable for comment.



Jeffrey Tambor To Be A Dad Of Twins - "...his wife Kasia Ostlun" - hmm, sounds like a Russian bride name...



'Hell's Kitchen' Given The Porn Treatment - Because screaming profanities is the new 'oral' sex.



Megan Fox Calls For Marijuana Legalization - No wonder she says so many stupid things.



James Franco Withdrawn As UCLA Commencement Speaker - Probably so he could hang out with Megan Fox...



Tila Tequila Says Her Pregnancy Rumor Was 'A Joke' - Because nothing else in Tila's life has been a joke until now.



Brad Pitt Gives Shiloh Diamonds For Third Birthday - Usually women have to scream profanities to get diamonds...



Adam Lambert: Destroyer of 'American Idol' - Funny, thought Kara DioGuardi held that title...



Victoria Gotti Saves Mansion With Federal Deal - She'll still have somewhere to store her tools.



Jennifer Lopez Feared She Forgot How To Act - We weren't aware she knew how in the first place.



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