MILF (Mother I'd Like To F---) is a magical word for the internet ages. It calls able bodied young men, like ye old Sirens of ancient myth, to those women in such need of escape from the cages of matrimony and motherhood that their desperation burrows into the walls of our fantasies and drives weaker men mad. MILF isn't just a qualifier for attractive females with offspring!

If you're on the fence about which celebrities are MILFs and which aren't, here's a list to help you out.

WHY CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS NOT -
If you were in line at the supermarket in January of last year, chances are you noticed the cover of Marie Claire with a hot young Christina Aguilera wearing the top half of a leather air force jacket and cradling a basketball. "Whoa! Aguilera likes basketball!" you thought, doing the Scooby-Doo double-take only to realize that the large round mass in her hands was her naked impregnated stomach. Suddenly, Christina Aguilera wasn't hot anymore. Aguilera didn't get hot again until it was possible for us to imagine her without children. Not a MILF.