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Lamest Celebrity Texting Break Ups

January 19th, 2009 3:57pm EST  Post a comment    5 comments   Add to My News

Jessica SimpsonCall it cold, heartless and cowardly, but some of Hollywood’s heartthrobs have taken the easy way out when it comes to calling it quits. With Valentine’s Day less than a month away, check out Predicto.com’s list of lamest break ups as a reminder that although texting can be fun and easy, tread lightly when it comes to breaking hearts this red, white and pink holiday.

5 Lamest Texting Break Ups:

1) I want 2 Divorce U:

Granted this was the second divorce for Britney Spears, but there was no ‘Oops’ in this text. Her relationship had become toxic, and she wanted out and made it known loud and clear.....via her cellular key pad. Divorcing someone via text messaging trumps any and all text relationship break ups.

2) He’s Just Not That Into You...At All:

In March 2006, Jessica Simpson was dumped via a fun and friendly text message by then boyfriend Adam Levine of Maroon 5. Apparently he did mind spending everyday with the blonde beauty because he texted her, "Really busy. Need space."

3) Let’s Just Be Friends:

John Mayer tells Jennifer Aniston it’s time she goes back to what she does best....playing the role as a friend...via texting.

4) Not-So-Sly:

Sylvester Stallone's 1995 "fax-breakup" with Angie Everhart. And we recognize the difference between a cellular phone and a piece of paper, but in 1995 a fax was your go-to, save face, easy-way-out communication tool....we are guessing Rocky would have opted for a text if he had had the option.

5) XOXO Gossip Girl:

Chace Crawford kicks Carrie Underwood to the corner before he cheats...via texting.



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