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Pulse Patrol: The Weakly Round-Up Of User Comments

January 6th, 2009 1:40pm EST
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most rousing and humorous remarks were made on the latest stories on New Year’s resolutions, Rip Torn’s latest run in with the law and Woody Harrelson’s wedding.

Topic Highlights = There were some gracious and pleasant comments made about actresses Jessica Simpson and Dihann Carroll as well as retired football star Michael Strahan. However, there was no love or fondness for Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Jessica Parker or Golfer Annika Sorenstam.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to Ripped and Torn, who is well known for his smart and entertaining observations on many News stories. (See Below for Focus on Ripped and Torn)









News Comments



ResolutionWhat's Your New Year's Resolution?

By: Blues_Lover (516)
to make shorter posts on Starpulse!


By: Tom Sizemore ( 14038)
Continue to avoid rehab

By: DrDeath92 ( 14)
In the true tradition of new year resolutions,I for one want to bed all the hollywood babes. Lets face it how many resolutions are ever kept?

By: savage ( 1304)
Honestly, My reolution is not to look like that picture up top @@@@@@@@@ HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

By: MarkS ( 105)
To be as timely as Dutch48 and as ascerbically witty as Marcus Garvey!





Jay Mohr Files Papers For Last Name Addition

By: Dutch48(3804)
It least it's not going to be "Mohr Cox" I'm not sure he could live up to the billing. And; who gets what in the divorce settlement?



Michael Jackson Blasts Ill Health Rumors


By: mrslamb ( 91)
Oh, he's sick alright.


By: Felix Lassiter ( 2920)
Ha Ha Take some ex-lax have a good *@@##! wipe that black out off your face and tour your gut's out out freak. Make another million off your crazy fan's.



By: mjbatch(1)
For every negative comment listed about MJ I'm positive you are all under 25 yrs old. No respect and no knowledge of what a legend or icon consist of. Give yourselves the pressures and constant slaps in the face, you too would change... He among many other great people will always be a constant in History! This is more fact then The Bible.



Ripped and TornRip Torn Faces Drunken Driving Charges In Conn.


By: Ripped and Torn
Get off my lawn! Damn kids


Bret Michaels Partied With A Spurious David Lee Roth

By: BonHottie(6)
Bret Michaels is a pathetic loser


Slideshow: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz - Good Or Bad Couple?

By: Dutch48(3804)
They don't even make good humans.




Collateral Damage From Robert Plant's Decision To Nix Zep Reunion

By: petercouture(1)
@@##! Robert Plant if he wants to be a tosser and skip out on all the great fans and all of the great music to record another album with Krauss oh well, I bought the last one but will not buy anything he ever did or will do again. Such a shame when a visionary goes blind.




Quote Of The Day: Cameron Diaz Hopes To Wear More Bras

By: Marcus Garvey(2539)
free the diaz two!

By: OrlandoLuver ( 1300)
Her boobs will get droopy if she doesn't wear them.



WoodyWoody Harrelson Weds Girlfriend

By: Agent Smith(4558)
what is it with guys named Woody marrying Asian women who look decades younger than them?

By: Marcus Garvey(2544)
at least sun-ye's retainer wont fall out of woody harrelson's pants


Joe Jonas Denies Cheating On Taylor Swift

By: joejoans_lover(3)
JOE JONAS WOULD NEVER HURT A GILRS FEALINGS HE IS TO SWEET heyy joe is a sweet an kind n nice n cut n hot n he would never do anything wrong.



Karina Smirnoff Is Engaged

By: Dutch48(4103)
And if they dance horizontally as well as the do vertically, they're a shoe-in.


Pregnant 'Gossip Girl' Star Files For Divorce

By: Felix Lassiter(2934)
Ha Ha Who cares I just flushed the toilet much more important.








Topic Comments




Michael StrahanMichael Strahan

By: shannon75(1)
I think he is hot! I am not a sports fan, however when my eyes caught a glimpse of him, I was captivated. Now I watch FOX NFL Sunday every chance I get, to get a glimpse of his beautiful face. Anyways, I wish him the best of luck and much success in his endeavors. With his astonishing character and captivating personality I'm sure he will go far. Love Shannon.



Lindsay Lohan

By: mileycyruslovelovelove(2)
i liked ubut then now becauz u r a ------ i stopped liking u



Jessica Simpson

By: xXx-KnUtE-xXx(9)
If Jessica Simpson was a animal she'd be a buck bcause she's got a nice rack



Lil' Mama

By: longhair22(96)
i get most of my rappin skills from her


Diahann Carroll

By: wmp43(1)
she is one of the most beautiful and talented actresses. I have been a fan of hers for over 30 years. She should have her own tv show;so her fans can see her more.




Pamela Anderson


By: kellykellyreed(13)
pam is a sex freak
but she is still hot


Steve Irwin

By: anngodwin(3)
I MISS HIM AS IF HE WAS PART OF MY OWN FAMILY


MonkMonk

By: nicerack( 14)
i think monk is really funny. i hate it too when my surrounding is disorderly and dirty.


Annika Sorenstam

By: YUPPIE( 1058)
The LPGA Tour will be a much better place without her ripped body and sourpuss face lurking about.




Sarah Jessica Parker

By: SNovelli75(27)
She looks like young Robert Plant!















Ripped and Torn



Some HoleCourtney Love Lands 'Multi-Million Album Sponsorship Deals'

I heard the album is called Tequila & Tampons


Paris Hilton: 'I've Only Slept With A Couple Of People'

"THAT really isn't sleep" - Jerry & Elaine



Rumer Willis Is A Confident Miss Golden Globe

QUOTE CORRECTION:
"I'm NOT sure I'll be able to walk up and down without tripping ON MY CHIN."


Fergie & Carmen Electra Party In Las Vegas - Who's Hotter?

Fergie is only 33?! I thought she was my age.



Rolling Kansas

Fantastic cinema!


Stephen Colbert

A true patriot!