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December 15th, 2008 10:30am EST favorite Add to My News
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most encouraging and funny annotations were made on the latest stories on PETA vs. (fill in celebrity name) story, a couple of Fashion WTF’s, and another Booty battle, as well as a Story about Bobby Brown’s alter-ego.

Topic Highlights = There were some welcoming and pleasant remarks made about Emmanuel Lewis and the television show Frasier however, there was no love or affection for Michael Jackson or President Elect Barack Obama.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to smoochy, who is well known for his smart and entertaining observations on many News stories. (See Below for Focus on smoochy)









News Comments





PETA CombatantFur-Loving Kid Rock Wants 'War' With PETA

By: julia86(16)
You guys are sick in the head! Animals being skinned for us to wear I would like to skin that skinny ugly a*# no good Piece of Sh%@! And to Tom anything that makes you feel like a man or whatever you are.

By: fuzzybastard ( 1)
PETA = people Eating Tasty Animals ...mmmmmmmm good! Give them hell KID !

By: Dutch48 ( 3056)
'Memo to PETA; When throwing paint, do not open the can.'


Hollywood's Cutest Curls

By: Johnsangel(1456)
SJP needs to straighten her mane, i think i saw shiit in it.





Spotlight On Jon Stewart

By: melgibson(1)
damn jews. they never go away



'Dexter' Recap: 'I Had a Dream'

By: Dutch48(3056)
I rate this two roaches and a pipeload.





WTFFashion WTF: Milla Jovovich

By: Talybama ( 105)
She could wear a burlap sack & still be freaking HOT! Im not gay but i might switch teams for her.

By: lovetheweasel ( 1450)
she needs to pony up for some boobs



'A Double Shot At Love' Stars Bisexual Twin Sisters

By: Tom Sizemore ( 13576)
Double double your Valtrex!






Matthew McConaughey Stars In 'Surfer, Dude'; On DVD Dec. 30

By: xtremedlite(80)
dammit put a shirt on already , i should of known not to come to this site



Eric Mabius Welcomes Baby Boy

By: grimoneus(430)
CONGRATULATIONS ERIC, YOU AVOIDED THE "BRONX MOWGLI" TRAP. GOOD FOR BOTH OF YOU.



Get Ready For... 'The Cosby Show' Porno

By: Talybama(105)
Awesome, now the Cosbys will rank right up there with Good Will humping and Savings Ryans Privates.

By: mizzb87 ( 112)
i cant see a person getting off on rudy

By: Marcus Garvey ( 2337)
i hope its called "dropping the cosbys off on her face"


Booty BattleBooty Battle: Fergie vs. Shakira

By: Tom Sizemore(13623)
Since Fergie's is covered in cellulite, urine and crystal meth, I'm going with Shakira by a landslide on this one. Not to mention she knows how to move way better.


By: Marcus Garvey ( 2344)
fergie gets points off for bladder control, so shakira




Michael Jackson's Famous Glittery Glove For Sale

By: carolinagirl78(35)
I'd be afaid to know where that glove may have been










 Crazy OutfitFashion WTF: Lady Gaga's Crazy Outfit

By: Talybama(108)
so thats what the inside of a rubix cube looks like.


By: delinan ( 1171)
I just put my rubbish out in one of those black things!

By: srollem ( 1828)
The toblerone look? Can't wait for Aguilera to come back at this with a dress made of Ferrero Rocher. Hmm...


Quote Of The Day: Paris Hilton's Solution To The Economy Crisis

By: SilentBob(2387)
Paris Hilton And The Technicolored STD....coming to a theater near you.


Victoria Beckham Reveals Her Red Carpet Secrets

By: Talybama(117)
Smile..step,step,step..Breath..Smile...step step step..Breath---Whats going on in Posh's mind on the red carpet.






Kong LardassianKhloe Kardashian's Naked PETA Picture - Hot Or Not?

By: Talybama(117)
Other picture caption..."Me cavegirl, fur bad."

By: SilentBob ( 2392)
Tarzan with a rack.


By: blackwell ( 2)
not she looks like a big tall man



Oprah Winfrey Says She Weighs 200 Pounds

By: Benigna Marko(44)
She continues to be a woman to admire. She is comfortable in her skin and who care how many pounds, Benigna Marko likes how Oprah tells it how it is. You go.
Benigna Marko


By: 2sugha(670)
2008-12-11 11:37:46
Who is this Benigna Marko that keeps speaking about "itself" in the 3rd person. Get a grip!

By: Felix Lassiter ( 2874)
Ha Ha Smoke cigars and drink tequila straight up, your brain will forget all about food and the pounds will just melt away.


By: lovetheweasel ( 1453)
yea, shes only 200 pounds and i have a 12 inch weener

By: Dutch48 ( 3152)
If it ain't English money, pounds don't count.


Gluteus Maximus: A Starpulse Salute To The Celebrity Booty

By: celebrationsgalore(13)
If you were my valentine
I’d search the endless skies
to find the perfect starlight
that would compliment your eyes
and keep it in a wishing well
created just for you
and filled with my desires
to make all your dreams come true.


ScarfaceBobby Brown Thought He Was 'Scarface'

By: cat27(160)
He's an idiot....his ex is an idiot too but at least she had some real talent (at one time).


By: SilentBob ( 2397)
When you keep your coke "piled up on a desk" instead of in little baggies, you MIGHT have a drug problem.

By: pussy galore ( 1)
Bobby Brown really needs his own reality show, I can watch and listen to this man for hours on end, he makes me forget all my troubles and makes me thank Jesus & apologize for being an ungrateful $@@##! cos life could be a lot worse!... User ex Junkie Bobby, former hubby of ''crack is wack'' lady.....


By: Tom Sizemore ( 13670)
Hey pgalore, he did in 2005. It was called Being Bobby Brown



Slideshow: Mischa Barton - Hot Or Not?

By: Dutch48(3152)
She's hot...in a Connecticut, East Hamptons, tampons in the freezer kinda way.


By: Jenna Jade ( 1535)
She could pass for an Olsen


Tom Cruise Thinks Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag 'Made A Mistake'

By: 2sugha(669)
That boy has beamed up a few too many times.

By: Dutch48 ( 3152)
More and more, Mr. Cruise continues to remind me of the south end of a northbound horse.



Macaulay Culkin's Sister Has Died

By: RASHARPE(682)
She looked a lot like her brother.














Topic Comments




FrasierFrasier

By: cehowarth(2)
WONDERFUL! THe best sitcom EVER! Genuinely funny on many levels, good use of verbal humour as well as visual (David Hyde Pierce on Valentines Day or when "high" in the restaurant meeting the Nobel Prize winners is classic! Not to detract from any of the characters, he's my favorite (although as a Mancunian I like Daphne!) with Martin a close second, then Daphne, Ros and Frasier himself is actually last!


Liz Beckham

By: tiderinsideher(10)
I would say she is most likely a tainted woman.After seeing who's show she's been on.Hanging with the knuckle-draggers


Johnny Depp

By: BIKER CHICK(13)
His a HOTI and has a really sexy 6 pack



mad weirdWeird Al Yankovic

By: lyly_617(121)
he iz mad weird




Barack Obama

By: jjjjjjjj(3)
He is a fat sack of crap

By: jjjjjjjj(3)
SORRY! My little brother entered that other comment.


Raging Bull

By: macmoss 42(2)
just watched it again after all this time on dvd brilliant from start to finish and the back and white realism is a knock out




The Poor man's Gary Coleman.Emmanuel Lewis

By: aaeshaha(2)
ithink he is a sexy and
he is not like gary coleman


Michael Jackson

By: killerkahn(40)
he will molest all the little boys (not counting me) in the world!
DUN DUN DUN.......



Sean Young

By: Dutch48(3282)
Well, she did superglue James Woods' business to his thigh that time.














smoochy


PerrycomosexualClay Aiken Dating A Broadway Dancer?

He's what the urban dictionary calls a "Perrycomosexual".


Elizabeth Hurley's Fur Campaign Angers PETA

Liz has done so much for us. We should gratefully accept her burger with or without fur.


'A Double Shot At Love' Stars Bisexual Twin Sisters

Lezzies who say they're bi. Does that make them liesexuals?
And if someone pretends to be kweer to get on T.V. does that make them fauxmosexuals?








squinty-eyed mole creatureRenee Zellweger

By: smoochy(39)
When I see Renee I wonder.
Are all the squinty-eyed mole creatures coming up, or do they just send their leader?



The Time Machine

Who are you to question 200,000 years of evolution?
Who am I? Just the guy who invented the time machine. We're not talking chopped liver here.
What if? What if hordes of jabbering primitives could use keyboards and computers?
I'm going back to 1790 that's what if.



Tyne Daly

What would it look like if you could jam 200 pounds of potatoes into a 40 pound sack?


Anne Heche

By: smoochy(39)
Does she lie to Ellen and then screw her in the butt with that Pinnochio nose? Inquiring minds want to know.


Britney Spears

I think she caught something in those fishnet. Smells like four-week old flounder. If She wants her kids to stop using the F-Word just show them your collection of Judi Dench bikini photos. They'll never think about f-ing again.


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