Each week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most inspiring and humorous comments were made on the latest stories on Boy George and his Kinky Friend, the two most annoying “Hills” cast members and Britney Spears and her latest physique, as well as a Story about Marilyn Manson and his newest Girlfriend.

Topic Highlights = There were some gracious and pleasant remarks made about Anneliese Van der Pol and baseball legend Ted Williams however, there was no love or devotion for director Ron Howard or Simpsons’ Creator Matt Groening.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to WATZUP, who is well known for his smart and entertaining observations on many News stories. (See Below for Focus on WATZUP)




News Comments

Boy George Denies He Intended To Hurt Escort

By: Tom Sizemore( 13165)
Yeah right Georgie Boy....and I buy cough syrup by the gallon for my "bad cold"

By: Felix Lassiter( 2836)
Ha Ha Boy George denies he intended to hurt escort he was just going to redo his anus'd Milo in that egg white snotty look. Preferred by Gayhemian's.

Patrick Swayze Says He's Winning Fight Against Cancer

By: Agent Smith( 4498)
Nobody puts Swayze in a coffin!

By: BikerChick( 1045)
not dead yet

Daniel Radcliffe 'Comes To Terms' With 'Harry Potter' Link

By: Agent Smith( 4498)
"he'll forever be linked to his wand-wielding character Harry Potter"
...and not his "wand-wielding character" in Equus.

'The Hills' Newlyweds To Try For A Baby?

By: Jenna Jade( 1505)
Hencer, Please don't adopt or have little douchebags! We already have enough douches!

Gisele Bundchen To Wed Tom Brady?

By: 666_Steinbrener( 895)
Rent, don't buy Tom.

Bea Arthur Among TV Hall Of Fame Inductees

By: smoochy( 18)
She won an emmy in the "gag me with a spoon" category.

Matthew McConaughey Discusses 'Surfer Dude,' Rumors About Him & More

By: xtremedlite( 47)
i knew i couldnt pull this page up without seeing m m without a damn shirt on , just once would you put a damn shirt on ....please

Britney Spears Shows Off Her Toned Abs - Hot Or Not?

By: Blaine( 26)
Britney is looking fine, well toned. Too bad her head is empty. But she's still worth five dollars on the street.

By: Luge Lessons ( 18)
I'd drop a Cleveland steamer on it

By: Tom Sizemore ( 13431)
I'm pretty sure she was in $@@! &@@! Part 11

By: lovetheweasel ( 1438)
no, tom, it was &@@##! saddles 4

Mickey Rourke Still Misses Ex Carre Otis

By: jennielucas( 3)
i'm no Carre Otis, but could i be one of the one-night stands?
Star Struck In Hoosierland

Britney Spears' Fishnet Stockings

By: Dutch48( 2737)
If you're tryin' to catch something that smells like fish, you use a fish net.

By: Agent Smith( 4492)
I thought that was Madonna until I realized she doesn't look like a skeleton with veins

Marilyn Manson Has New 'Special Lady'

By: Dutch48( 3001)
Far out, he named his hand.

By: WATZUP ( 81)
Funny, I always thought Marilyn was a 'Special Lady'.

Britney Spears Announces American Tour Dates With Pussycat Dolls

By: Tom Sizemore( 13277)
Wow, bring your Valtrex.

Delusional Quotes Of The Day By Britney Spears

By: tan4007( 441)
She will never be a memeber of Mensa (if you have to ask what Mensa is, you also will never be a member).

By: Dutch48 ( 2941)
It's a good thing she has keepers.

By: MarkS ( 95)
Her keepers need keepers!

Kate Bosworth Prefers Dogs To Guys?

By: Dutch48( 2737)
"GUYS PREFER DOGS TO KATE BOSWORTH!"

By: delinan ( 1114)
Yuck! Dog breath, fleas, nut scratching all night, funny, sounds just like a man to me!

By: xtremedlite ( 36)
i bet that beaver has peanut butter in it

By: WATZUP( 52)
She probably loves the scrumptious flavor of french-kissing her dog after he's licked himself, yummy!

By: smoochy ( 18)
of course she prefers dogs. She puts half a can of alpo in it and lets them go to town.

Jessica Simpson Goes Back To School

By: Kreamie( 64)
This is a lie. Jess can't read!

By: Felix Lassiter ( 2854)
Ha Ha Ah! a new career in fundamental phony ism just like the one falling apart on her. Those big knocker's hanging out for all the male parishioners to see will fill the pew's up to the gunwales.

Lucid Absinthe: Hollywood's Hot New Drink

By: Phoenix 009( 318)
DAT DRINK IS RILY HIGHLY ALCOHOLIC,I TOOK 2 SHOTS N I WUZ GOIN CRAZII.THANK GOD I STIL KNEW DA WAY TO MA HOUSE.ITS GUD 4 PARTIES BUT ITS ONE HELL OF A DRINK.

By: Tom Sizemore( 13165)
Phoenix 009....I don't think it's cool for 7 year olds to drink ANY alcohol. Wait until you're at least 13.

By: Phoenix 009( 318)
AM NOT 7YRS OLD TOM,AM ABOVE 13.LOL.

Slideshow: Tila Tequila - Hot Or Not?

By: Janifur( 50)
no

By: Bisexual Baby ( 1)
She is so SEXY! I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH HER!

By: Dutch48( 2737)
"GOLLUM'S SISTER!"

Nicole Kidman: 'I'm Braver In My 40s'

By: smoochy(31)
Is she still afraid of sunlight?





Topic Comments

Matt Groening

By: klittlewood( 4)

i hate matt groening he doesnt even look kute

By: klittlewood( 4)
but he is a good drawer i suppose simpsons is crap through

Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story

By: Marcus Garvey( 2302)
greg loose-anus

Ted Williams

By: randy drake( 1)
Absolutely the greatest hitter of all-time. Anyone who doesn't agree better do their homework.

Anneliese Van der Pol

By: Alter-Ego( 523)
I'd like to giver her a taste of my Van der Pol

Ron Howard

By: Patriot Papa( 1)
I am so disappointed that little Oppie has turned into another Hollywood leftist, unAmerican thinks it's cool to denigrate the Office of the President. It's too bad he escaped military service so he would appreciate that freedom to criticism also demands a sense of respect and fairness. Personally,I wished he had the experience of having his %@@##! shot at!

Well Sexy Women: A Lesbian Woman's Guide to Safer Sex

By: mitchell1996( 2)
awsame

Britney Spears

By: smoochy(31)
I think she caught something in those fishnet. Smells like four-week old flounder. If She wants her kids to stop using the F-Word just show them your collection of Judi Dench bikini photos. They'll never think about f-ing again.

Zac Efron

By: Earn(29)
Please send me a comment.If you think zac efron is gay.





WATZUP

Slideshow: Chace Crawford - Hot Or Not?

Hot or Not??? I choose gay----not that there's anything wrong with that! (Seinfeldism)

Bow Wow And The Game To Settle $100,000 'Madden 09' Bet

Why would you call a kid 'bow-wow' or 'lil bow-wow'?
1. He looks like a dog.
2. He smells like a dog.
3. He's paper trained.
4. He can lick his walls.
5. He sniffs other dogs butts.
6. All of the above.

A-Rod, Kobe, Phelps & Hawk Dance In Their Underwear For 'Guitar Hero'

What's the name of this game? Gaytar hero?

This is worth repeating on this blog:
Speaking of Kobe he looks like that buzzard with the elongated neck on the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Ha!

Katie Holmes Says She's Not Just 'Mrs. Cruise'

He's Mr. Holmes!

Brittany Flickinger, Paris Hilton's New BFF - Hot Or Not?

Skanks of a feather flock together! Paris' feet look like bat wings with toothpick legs topped with horse knees!

Mickey Rourke's Dog Saved His Life?

I would imagine he contemplates suicide every day. When he looks in the mirror to shave!