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Pulse Patrol: The Weakly Round-Up Of User Comments

November 18th, 2008 11:00am EST  Post a comment    4 comments   Add to My News

Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most rousing and funny annotations were made on the latest stories about the "frumpy" actress Julia Stiles, the latest on everyone’s favorite faux lesbians, and a shrinking intergalactic traveler wannabe, as well as another comment on the ever popular Celebrity booty expose.

Topic Highlights = There were some gracious and pleasant remarks made about the film “Role Models” and the legendary band The Beatles however; there was no love or affection for actor Mickey Rourke, actress Rosie O’Donnell or singer/actress Hilary Duff.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to miltons stapler, who is well known for his smart and entertaining observations on many News stories as well as one topic . (See Below for Focus on miltons stapler)




News Comments

FrumpThis Week's Fashion Frump: Julia Stiles

By: Marcus Garvey( 2074)
that outfit makes my wiener sad

Kate Winslet Battles Acne

By: The H8R( 612)
I'd rather have acne than be British.

Jaden Smith Picked For 'Karate Kid' Remake

By: chunky lover 53( 9023)
After watching the original "Karate Kid," I wanted to kick my own a$$.

By: jbone ( 4)
you are all butt pirates. It does't matter who does it its going to suck just give the kid his 15 mins

not a lesbian?Lindsay Lohan: 'I Love Ronson Very Much'

By: tatejackson( 41)
bisexuls are just greedy!

By: Dutch48( 1553)
Stop talkin' with your mouth full.

Nicole Kidman Fainted On Horseback

By: Squints( 2387)
What was she doing with Sarah Jessica Parker?

By: Tom Sizemore( 12767)
Hilary Duff unavailable for comment.

Russell Brand Plays Gay For Girls

By: Jenna Jade( 1458)
I wish my boyfriend Brian was like that

By: Talybama ( 10)
Jenna You wish your boyfriend was a Bad actor with worse hygeine?? What ever works for you i guess...

Kanye West Says He's 'Voice Of This Generation'

By: xtremedlite( 7)
kanye west is in the same catagory as micheal boltan ...crap artists

Some PicklerKellie Pickler's Skimpy Leather Dress - Hot Or Not?

By: kat59( 6)
she looks like one of those drunk strippers she looks horrendous

By: nashvilleinsider ( 1)
You can take the girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.

By: pstan7758 ( 1)
One post said she looks like a hooker and another said she looked trashy. I think those comments sum it up nicely.

Lindsay Lohan Refers To Obama As 'First Colored President'

By: AKENN_08 ( 18)
U R SUCH A DUMB #%$@#! COLORED WAT IS THIS 1960?

By: Guy Nacolojist ( 915)
She's taking it back.
"Colored 4 Lyfe"

By: lovetheweasel( 1314)
i am gonna assume all of you commenters are kidding about being offended.

George Takei To Star On 'I'm A Celebrity...'

By: Felix Lassiter( 2781)
Ha Ha Good for him he'll finally be in the bush.

By: * * Stargazer * * ( 1870)
"imagine him eating kangaroo testicles! lol."
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I'm not even going to go there.

'Twilight' Star Quit Beer & Dinners To Play Vampire Hunk

By: Guy Nacolojist( 907)
Oxymoron of the day: "vampire hunk"

Ass-tronaut Lance Bass Shrunk As A Cosmonaut

By: BikerChick( 997)
Wonder what else shrunk.

By: Dutch48( 1581)
Yeah,which two inches?

Jennifer Aniston Says John Mayer Won't Spill To Paparazzi Again

By: Felix Lassiter( 2781)
Ha Ha Aniston reigns pony boy in takes away his sowing your oat's bag and put's him on a strict diet of Aniston vulva.

Kelly Osbourne To Wed In Vegas?

By: Jenna Jade( 1456)
She looks like an ugly penguin

Paula Abdul Fan Had Overdosed Outside Her House Before

By: lovetheweasel( 1314)
that women went pill for pill with paula. outcome- no surprise

Booty Gluteus Maximus: A Starpulse Salute To The Celebrity Booty

By: itsbritneybitch-( 2)
those are some pretty disgusting butts.
i cant believe how can they be so proud!
if they have enough money, why dont they go and get a friggin surgery =O
its gross! im serious!
keira's & paris's are okay,
but GOSHHHHH
just look @ Kardassian's, beyonce's, vida guerra's, mayra's!
its like omgggggg
get out my view!
G
R
O
S
S

Beyonce Wants To Play Wonder Woman

By: theultimatesarahconnor( 1)
Beyonce has far too big a butt, far too thick of thighs and even knees too! Her body is NOT ONE to be in a Wonder Woman outfit!

By: Felix Lassiter ( 2795)
Ha Ha Pleaseeeeeeeeee! get over yourself your not all that, Wonder women indeed. Take away your makeup slim down that a_s and you'd be anorexic.

By: db_78 ( 39)
Hey Felix Lassiter...don't be a hater cause your named after a cat...Fur ball anyone..Haaack!I wonder what u look like? Probably a dogs @@##!....

Chace Crawford Sets Sights On Older Women

By: A_K_L( 3)
yuck!dating old women its ridiculous!

Daniel Craig Refuses To Slip Into Speedos Again

By: tan4007( 432)
Speedos are just wrong.

By: delinan ( 853)
Ah Daniel, dont be a spoilsport, one more little peek of the old 'trouser snake' pleaseeee!

valderramaWilmer Valderrama Gives Blessing To Lindsay Lohan

By: Bill Brasky(243)
Wilmer is the reason she switched teams.

By: Marcus Garvey ( 2127)
wilmer valderrama is the number one argument for a huge wall between mexico and the us

Rumer Willis Refused Help From Parents

By: Marcus Garvey ( 2128)
ask for plastic surgery instead shrek

By: Ugly Celebrity Pictures ( 358)
I've seen better looking stray dogs.

Melissa Joan Hart's Workout Regimen
By: LOUDBOY2K2(174)

WORK OUT! This b*tch has been fat ever since she stopped taping sabrina the teenage with!
Im back B*tches!



Topic Comments

SKANK?Hilary Duff

By: x tay x( 65)
gimme a S gimme a K gimme an A gimme a N gimme K wats that spell Hilary DUFF!

Mickey Rourke

By: jgibs43( 86)
Micky Rourke ur so old & remind me of ma old dead puppy dog ur so ugly but rich & famous!

Barack Obama

By: meat( 16)
whatsup bro..
well anyways i just want tu say hello well bye

Gwar

By: kurta( 4)
Gwar must die

Role ModelsRole Models

By: hotnfla( 4)
Jane Lynch makes this movie, saw it tonight and the story is pretty cute, but Jane keeps you screaming with laughter in all of her shots, she is hiliarious!

Rosie ODonnell

By: sport_star_48( 23)
she is a loud moth slob

Amy Adams

By: meerkat2112( 3)
Amy is my favorite in every catagory. Acting, singing and beauty

SealSeal

By: Tom Sizemore( 12806)
CLUB!

Surfer Dude

By: chunky lover 53( 9037)
That's An All-Star Cast For sure, Dude.
Bubble,Bubble, Gurgle,Gurgle,
Exhale.

The Beatles

By: srollem( 1761)
Such a depressingly low number of comments for the Beatles here. From 62-64, a good pop and rock n roll band, then with Rubber Soul they became a phenomenon. Folk rock, blues, avantgarde, pop, rock, psychadelia, proto-metal, The Beatles managed to slot so many different ideas and turn them into songs of their own. Not many bands can say they have had 5 masterpieces in a row (Rubber Soul to Abbey Road) and a wealth of other classics (such as the albums Hard Days Night and Let it Be)



miltons stapler

Korean Of The YearMargaret Cho Named 'Korean Of The Year'

bisexual, i guess with a face like that you need to keep your options open.

Return Of Denise Richards' Reality Show Looks Grim

we have been over this before, she is not going to die unless you drive a stake through her heart.

Esquire Names Halle Berry 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

explains why she has not retunred my calls.

Ron White Arrested Over 'Drugs On A Plane'

non believers

Meg Ryan Breaks Silence On Split From Dennis Quaid

such a male shovanistic pig attitude... get it right, its only the womans fault most of the time.

full retardTropic Thunder

never go full retard!



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