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Pulse Patrol: The Weakly Round-Up Of User Comments

October 15th, 2008 10:30am EDT favorite Add to My News
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most stirring and humorous comments were made on the latest stories on Katy Perry’s Hippy Parents, Jamie Lynn Spears’ latest Baby , and David Duchovny’s porn-free lifestyle , as well as a Story about the Simpson family poking fun at poor white people.

Topic Highlights = There were some affable and pleasant annotations made about Owen Wilson and Janeane Garofalo however, there was no love or affection for Tom Cruise and Jay Z or for the internationally known lesbian SaMANtha Ronson.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to hithere276, who is well known for his/her stylish and humorous remarks on many topics (See Below for Focus on hithere276)





News Comments


Attention Ho?Katy Perry's Mother Dated Hendrix, Her Father Was A Drug Dealer

By: Dutch48( 322)
Well, that's better than the other way around.

By: Marcus Garvey ( 1837)
evangelicals being hypocrites? shocking!


Eric Clapton's Guns To Be Sold At Auction

By: lovetheweasel( 1110)
if he shoots like he plays, than he aint no dick cheney



Miley's Credit Card Taken Away

By: SilentBob( 2210)
I'm sure her pedophile boyfriend can buy her packs of Newports and confederate flag bumper stickers for her.


Perplexed by Birth control Ho?Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again?

By: snowprincess374( 37)
OMG! SHE MUST BE STUPID! KEEP YOUR PANTS ON AND YOUR THONG UP!


By: Felix Lassiter( 2538)
Ha Ha She just likes humping.


By: Marcus Garvey ( 1837)
try a condom. or at least butt sex

By: SilentBob ( 2210)
I'm gonna go grab my gun and shoot some road signs to celebrate!


Sarah Palin Invited To Join The Pussycat Dolls

By: SilentBob( 2210)
"Don't Cha Wish Your VP Shot Moose Like Me?"

By: Tom Sizemore( 12014)
From shooting moose to moose knuckles.

By: Johnsangel( 1053)

Story Of Teen Who Went Missing In Aruba To Be Film

By: Marcus Garvey( 1796)
enough already! we are currently at war and in the middle of a total economic meltdown and people still care about this girl? heres an idea: dont go off with strange men in a foreign country

By: SilentBob ( 2210)
Kidnapped white girls always get their own Lifetime specials.


Porn free actor?David Duchovny Leaves Rehab

By: Bill Brasky( 176)
i wonder what the treatment was, did they lock him in a room full of porn and no lube?

By: Dutch48 ( 386)
Are they makin' him wear mittens?

Hugh Hefner & Holly Madison Kaput?

By: user193( 306)
the gold digga gets the boot, time to start hooking again.

By: lovetheweasel( 1102)
how do you "cheat" on a 80-something year old? tell me that so i can call her a skank without being confused

By: Bill Brasky( 174)
why buy the cow when you can lease one for half the price.

By: Marcus Garvey( 1790)
i heard she cheated with abe vigoda


Fashion Blunder Of The Week: Janet Jackson

By: alicat2008( 965)
A camel toe is nasty - I cannot believe that you would post that


By: Hambrookart ( 2031)
since when is Star Trek the new trend?

Drew Barrymore Backs 'Gay Friendly' Obama

By: The H8R( 600)
I bet she's licked her share of carpets



Salad tossing tongue Champ 2008Ashlee Simpson Celebrates Birthday With 'White-Trash' Party

By: Agent Smith( 4332)
The only difference between the Simpson family and white trash is that the Simpsons can afford teeth.


By: Tom Sizemore( 12014)
I believe the in the Simpson family that's just called a "Party"




Eva Mendes Hates Comparison To J.Lo

By: chunky lover 53 ( 8367)
O.K.! There's only one way to settle this, topless guacamole wrestling.


By: Marcus Garvey( 1820)
jlo is to eva as tacos are to burritos



Esquire Names Halle Berry 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

By: Marcus Garvey( 1790)
i smell affirmative action



Bisexual HoMargaret Cho Named 'Korean Of The Year'

By: user193( 306)
i vote Sung Hi Lee!


By: Bill Brasky( 176)
aww mooseknuckles

By: miltons stapler( 29)
bisexual, i guess with a face like that you need to keep your options open.













Topic Comments


Miscellaneous STARPULSE HoErin Connor

By: Dutch48( 256)
Who the hell is Erin Connor?

Tom Cruise

By: NPHFan101( 243)
hes a dork


Owen Wilson

By: S.K. owens( 367)
really like his movies

Emo Philips

By: emotional_emokill( 359)
oh not dis how i am or wa i am mmhh


Some man named RonsonSamantha Ronson

By: NPHFan101( 243)
she brainwashed linsay

Barack Obama

By: miss sweet lady 2009( 12)
look he gone win if you don't like it then get the f**k out of texas

Jay-Z

By: emotional_emokill( 320)
I HATE HIM HES AN IDOT

Janeane Garofalo

By: Dutch48( 256)
Short, voluptuous, and funny,,exactly my cup of tea.


full retard?Tropic Thunder

By: miltons stapler( 26)
never go full retard!















Focus on hithere276






bucket of crap?Paris Hilton


whats the difference between paris and a bucket of crap?the bucket



Britney Spears


madonna,leave little girls alone!


how did you grow boobs overnight britney?


britney,if your reading this message,can you shave your head bald again,you looked like yoda

Kevin Federline


cant rap,songs suck,gold digger,nose digger



child molester?Madonna

By: hithere276( 78)
i liked madonna,untill she became a child molester and made out with britney onstage and offstage,and christina too.she's a pervert with a horny @@@##!,leave little girls alone,people dont bring your little girls around madonna!


Justin Timberlake
2008-10-08 13:52:54
if anyone turned queer,i thought it'd be justin not lance.


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