You Won't Believe What Type Of Hair Was Used For Dwayne Johnson's 'Hercules' Beard

Pulse Patrol: The Weakly Round-Up Of User Comments

September 16th, 2008 10:10am EDT favorite Add to My News
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most stimulating and humorous comments were made on the latest stories on Katy Perry’s Boyfriend?, Paris protecting the Jonas Brothers, and Television’s sexiest sleuths, as well as a Story about Howard Stern the Virginity Merchant.

Topic Highlights = There were some congenial and pleasant remarks made about Niecy Nash and Colt 45 salesman Billy Dee Williams however, there was no love or affection for Beyonce, Chelsea Handler or American Idol newcomer Kara Dioguardi.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to Hambrookart, who is well known for her stylish and clever remarks (See Below for Focus on Hambrookart.)








News Comments


Celebrity BootyGluteus Maximus: A Starpulse Salute To The Celebrity Booty

By: deannababii( 15)
none of their butts are bigger than mine

By: ROBINSON312( 3)
WHY IS PARIS, THE SPICE GIRL, JANET, AND NASH ON THIS LIST. I THOUGHT U SAID BOOTYFUL. THEY CLEARLY TAKE NONASSITOLS. AND THE NASH GIRL IS JUST ALL WRONG. NOT SHAPED RIGHT IN THAT OUTFIT. MY RANK IS
1. J. LO (JUST FOR LONGEIVITY)
2. KARDASHIAN (BEST SEX TAPE)
3. VIDA (FAVORITE ON MYSPACE)
4. COCO (MYSPACE GODDESS)
5. MAYRA (JUST A GREAT BOOTY)
6. BEYONCE (OK, OVERRATED)
7. ERIN (NICE TUSHY)
8. FERGIE (SHE COULD BE HIGHER)
9. KEIRA (WE KNOW SHE IS HOT)
10. LINDSAY (GOD BLESS HER)

Slideshow: John Cusack Vs. John Travolta

By: lovetheweasel( 1044)
any one who picks travolta is racist


By: Bill Brasky ( 153)
Cusack, simply because he has been able to keep the weight off, Travolta needs to stay out of that buffet line.



Russell Crowe Writes Appeal On Snoop's Behalf

By: taralynn ( 897)
dont mess up their rotation. puff puff give.



NPHNeil Patrick Harris Comes Out

By: NPHFan101( 5)
That's Hot.


Queen Latifah Planned Lesbian Album Prank

By: Felix Lassiter( 2347)
Ha Ha Slap it, tap it, tweak it, It's all good.



Katy Perry's Boyfriend Wants To Jump On Oprah's Couch

By: taralynn ( 897)
fella if you were doin your job she wouldnt be kissin girls.



Star JonesStar Jones Reaches Divorce Settlement

By: 2sugha( 628)
Give me a break, Ben....We are talking about Star Jones aren't we. Apparently you didn't catch her act on The View. Girlfriend loves that $hit. Any fool with eyes could see that her "husband" was a fruit of the loom. Can't trust a man that wears lip gloss.

Paris Hilton: 'Don't Pick On The Jonas Brothers'

By: alicat2008( 658)
can she even spell abstinence

By: damex ( 51)
the jonas brothers should be left alone


Heather Mills Plans Novel

By: Felix Lassiter( 2304)
Ha Ha Her face is novel should be in a poor mans bar at the bottom of a wino's throw up bucket.


 HelgenbergerSlideshow: Sexy TV Crime Fighters

By: Felix Lassiter( 2304)
Ha Ha Marg Helgenberger number one on my elected pole.


By: Tom Sizemore( 11705)
I'd like to berger her helgens

By: miltons stapler( 18)
What no T.J.Hooker? but a Don frickin Johnson. Sheesh



Rocker Bon Jovi Hosts Obama Fundraiser

By: usa 1( 9)
YOU SUCK JON BONJOVI HOW COULD YOU SUPPORT A MAN WHO DOES NOT SALUTE THE AMERICAN FLAG. I ALWAYS LIKED YOU BUT NOW YOU CAN GO JUMP IN A LAKE.


Republican Dennis Hopper Considers A Vote For Barack Hussein Obama

By: deennis hopper( 1)
im related to dennis hopper
hes voiting for McCain


Kanye West Released

By: Marcus Garvey( 1690)
as much as jail rape isnt funny, it would be funny in this case



American HeroHoward Stern Auctions Off Woman's Virginity

By: lovetheweasel( 1044)
interesting, i guess. future ho, thats all.


By: Marcus Garvey ( 1706)
did they confirm that the hymen is in tact?

By: miltons stapler ( 22)
that howard is such a trendsetter, who knows maybe in a few years all womens will consider the auction method.

By: RedNeckPeckR ( 2)
Whohoo! Five dollars baby, five dollars!







Topic Comments


Trout Pout Victim Sandra Bernhard

By: sorry_about_that( 52)
This is who Barack Obama was referring to when he said "lipstick on a pig"


Jason Biggs

By: Star~13( 663)
i wouldn't eat pie at his house.



Billy Dee Williams

By: Artsywoman( 1)
My exboyfriend looked so much like him, so its hard to look at his photos, plus my ex was crazy as hell. He is fine as hell!


Niecy Nash

By: kim_manley( 1)
I have never bothered to comment or write to an entertainer but this delightful woman is insprinational. She is simply wonderful, I hope to enjoy her talented performances in may new projects. I think she could out Ophra Ophra.


Chelsea HandlerChelsea Handler

By: The Variegated Voice( 79)
I'd like to add a comment about Chelsea Handler. She has the most odd and unnatural looking stance. I don't know if she's trying to show the world that she has a small waist or HUGE hands?! With her elbows out like she's warding off anybody that wants to get into the picture with her and her hands NOT resting on her hips,{only her thumbs, because she doesn't HAVE any hips}... Handler looks absolutely ridiculous standing there, {like a design}! Maybe she likes looking like she has the body of a slender boy or adult male, rather than the most desirable shape a woman can have...which is,{the hour glass shape}. Perhaps Chelsea Handler is hiding in the closet about something?!? *Coughs, ahem ahem. She WOULD look good as a Man with that rugged looking jaw, muscular neck and manly figure. O.k., so she has a bust line...anybody can have that with breast implants. I wonder how Chelsea would feel reading this? It sounds very similar to the way SHE makes fun of people, {although not nearly as bad}.



Beyoncé

By: clowneprince014( 3)
Beyonce is the worst singer ever. She also needs to get acting classes bcause her acting skills are teerrible. Pink panther was the worst movie ever


Kara Dioguardi

By: PaulaLover( 442)
I HATE HER!
She has absolutley no ####### right to be on american idol!
Paula is bettter, and it was always better with 3 judges! I hate this ####### X@@##!, and she should go and rot in ####### hell!


Jeremiah Johnson

By: lovetheweasel( 1044)
one of the best movies ever made, no doubt about it


Rosie ODonnellRosie ODonnell

By: sporty_answers( 16)
Rosie made an appearence on Rachel Ray recently and the" craziness" wasn't as noticable as previously noted. She still not normal but she is getting better. Good luck Rosie.


Danielle Fishel

By: a0d184( 37)
Yet another I had a "crush" on back at that age.. Who didnt have the hots for Topanga???


Brooke Hogan

By: talisa_trevis_kno dat( 2)
brooke i love ur show.why wouldnt i want to be a pretty white girl like u.brooke you are the best


Barack Obama

By: saywat(2)
obama gonna luse







Focus on Hambrookart


Fashion BlunderFashion Blunder Of The Week: Solange Knowles

'Solange,take off your halloween costume!you can't wear it to the event!oh wait,thats your dress! sorry!'



Matt Damon Says He Fears A Palin Administration

By: Hambrookart( 1983)
i'd be careful about what i'd say about palin Matt.I mean who knows?she could be waiting to shoot a hockey puck up your a**

Pam Anderson Was Forced To Explain Sex Tape Scandal To Kids

By: Hambrookart( 1983)
now they're going to be in more shock than pam was in that chicken incident


David Duchovny Enters Rehab For Sex Addiction
2008-08-31 14:44:37
i can imagine what his shopping list is.



Fashion BlunderFashion Star of the Week: Rumer Willis
2008-08-31 14:23:53
"hey Rumer,take off that ugly bib it takes attention away from the dress!oh wait,thats your chin!sorry.


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