Each week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most inspiring and witty remarks were made on the latest stories on Hollywood’s latest Pervert, Lance Armstrong and his sexual prowess, and Tom Cruise and his latest beard, as well as a Story about something no one wants to see John C. Reilly in the buff.




Topic Highlights = There were some gracious and kind observations made about former teen heartthrob Leif Garret, Bespectacled actress Tina Fey however, there was a little too much love or affection for Cher or Paula Abdul.



Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to Taralynn, who constantly brings it every day with her very clever and razor-sharp observations. (See Below for Focus on Taralynn.)







News Comments


David Duchovny Battling Online Porn Habit?

By: miltons stapler( 12)
why would anyone go public with this? who cares dude. keep it to yourself.


By: Felix Lassiter( 2277)
Ha Ha You've seen one porn movie you've seen em all what a whack job and a slow learner he must be.

By: Bill Brasky( 140)
who isnt battling porn addiction, i smell a reality series...



Amy Winehouse Turns To Buddhism To Battle Demons?

By: JC Realist( 3)
I do not believe that buddhism is the way to rid Amy's demons. Jesus Christ is the way. Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6 of the Holy Bible. The Bible also says in the book of Proverbs 3:5 to trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on you own understanding, but in all your ways acknowlege Him and He will direct your paths. You see if you come to Jesus you will find truth and guidance.



New Kids Slam Backstreet Boys

By: Marcus Garvey ( 1637)
gayest headline ever?


By: PhotoScandalsAreGay( 23)
Oh no they did-n't!
NKOTB did NOT just diss my childhood crushes. D:


Slideshow: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - Will They Last?

By: Gossipluvr( 59)
it'll last as long as she keeps on morphing into a teenage boy... we all know she's a beard! She's got the body of a little boy and now he went and forced her to get a boy cut... things that make you go hmmmmmmn


By: BikerChick ( 781)
They'll have one more kid, then Tom will divorce her before their 10-year anniversary.



Jeff Bridges Gave Up Marijuana For Movie Role

By: Angelina Aniston( 43)
IMO - if you have not seen this film I suggest you rent The big lebowski asap. Anyone who did not enjoy this film is obviously a TOOL. and I do not believe for one second that Bridges was not high during filming of this classic stoner film. PS, anyone who thinks that celebrities should ever be considerd role models is also a TOOL.

By: miltons stapler ( 14)
I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...


Jerry Springer Adopts A Pig
By: Britneysucks( 23798)
I think this is cool, so many people have pet pigs, and know they're smarter than anyone who posts on here, LOL

By: 2sugha ( 624)
All he did was adopt a family member being a pig himself. They can wallow in trash together.


Lance Armstrong: 'I'm No Sex God'


By: Tom Sizemore( 11690)
7 Time Tour Champ = 7 Time Power Ball Winner

By: Marcus Garvey( 1637)
no sex god? that is a ball-ed face lie

By: Agent Smith ( 4229)
If he expects me to believe this, he's nut.


Lindsay Lohan To Attend Grandfather's Funeral?

By: daluckynumba6( 455)
i bet she's gonna skip the funeral so she can eat some more of saMANtha


Keira Knightley Left Shaken After Fan's Heckling

By: Felix Lassiter( 2289)
Ha Ha Keira Knightly was Heckaled and Jeckaled by two crows while walking down a London street pondering the meaning of dead from the neck up.


Paris Hilton: 'Party Lifestyle Was Empty'

By: Bill Brasky( 140)
get off the blow and eat something

By: Felix Lassiter ( 2289)
Ha Ha Party lifestyle was empty so is your skull.


John C. Reilly's Sex Scene Fears

By: alicat2008( 605)
this is probably the closest thing to sex he can get!

By: BikerChick ( 782)
Well, I'm sure the female co-stars don't worry that they will become aroused because of him.


Joan Rivers Attacks Jolie In TV Interview

By: magnaphy( 35)
Joan Rivers can't even feel her face; I wonder if she can feel her brain?

By: alicat2008 ( 620)
Joan is certainly not afraid to call them like she sees them!

By: 2sugha ( 624)
Ha ha....This is definitely a case of the hemorrhoid calling out the a$$ hole. I love it.

Barbra Streisand Slams John McCain's V.P. Choice

By: Bill Brasky( 140)
Streisand still alive?







Topic Comments


Paula Abdul

By: PaulaLover( 433)
I love Paula Abdul, and care about her so much. I would do anything for her, and gladly take a bullet for her any day.She is the hardest working person like, ever.I love her.Paula is the best singer in the history of singers.And it really hurts me when people diss and trash her.I mean she always keeps her word, and does a great job at everything. She broke her nose, fractured her toe, bruised her arm, chest, and hip trying not to step on her dog Tulip.(whom by the way is very cute.)Paula is constantly helping animals and is a vegetarian which I think is great.Animals are so cute, and should be taken care of.And Paula is one of the few people who think the same thing. Since I was a kid, I've looked up to her, and have admiered her. For her talent,loyalty, personality, style sense, loving heart, beauty, determination,ability, and sooooooooooooooo much more.Paula is great, and she deserves so much respect than what she gets from alot of people, and it just is not right.I love you Paula, and you rule.Never change!



Monty Python And The Holy Grail

By: milylee( 295)
It was the wierdest &@@##! show i have ever seen...i wouldnt watch it again....


Napoleon Dynamite

By: jewaga( 1)
Napoleon is the best thing that ever happened to me !


Leif Garrett

By: Systematic( 1)
When will he do Play Girl?


Jonas Brothers

By: LaurenFlame( 1364)
I will probably be stoned to death for this but I think the Jobros are the Anti-Christ.


Billy Ray Cyrus

By: spoon988( 1)
I think that Billy Ray was a one hit wonder and thats about all he is good for. He needs to just sit back and live off of his daughter the only one with any real talent.


Tina Fey

By: oboobma( 1)
Someday she'll be famous looking like the Vice President.


Sting

By: emore the mad dog( 1)
What do think about Sting, words probably can't describe! Let's put it this way he's No 1 on my celebrity list (celebrities I can sleep with & the boyfriend can't moan about it!) Let's face it will never happen, cos of Trudi- boo hoo.Think he's gorgeous even though he's practically old enough to be my Dad! Went to see The Police at Twickenham last year- don't know how I contained myself.


Lindsay Lohan

By: XxOh-Mii-GawshxX( 47)
ok i have 2 things to say:
firstly i dislike you alot because i dont think you can sing or act!
and
secondly your dreaming if you think micheal phelps would take you out on a date.. i mean look at you?!?


By: Britneysucks( 23670)
Absolutely adore her.



Cher

By: cher4vr( 7)
I just wanted to comment about the guy who said she has been many men's dreams.....well...i think it may well be she has been many women's dream too! I mean, WOW, she is a looker. And contrary to what most people believe, her body has not had plastic surgery, her breast & face, she has admitted to. But the rest of her, I am sure was/is due to exercise & good genes! Sure would like to meet her. I hate to sound rotten here, but if the rumors are true, & she was basically blew off by this Tim Medvetz, I say great. Cher can do FAR better than some selfish jerk like that, no matter how much she may think she loves him. He sounds like another Greg Allman to me. I would like to see her find love if that's what she wants, but she needs to pick someone more stable & caring. She has got to stop wanting these tough a** guys. If she gets the right person, they'll will defend her, NO DOUBT!






Focus on Taralynn

Gwen Stefani Says Babies Make Romance Better


that explains why she gave her child such a stupid name. Gavin banged her brains out.

Tom Cruise Wants More Comedic Roles

but your not funny. you're a strange little man.


Lynne Spears Watched Britney's 'Meltdown' Unfold On TV

didnt she have a book about parenting that she didnt put out b/c Jamie got Pregnant? And now she has a book about fame and tabloids. Am I sensing desperation here?

Alec Baldwin Writes His Brothers Into New Script

i feel a headache coming.

A New Judge Will Invigorate 'American Idol'

By: taralynn ( 851)
she must have given Simon a reach around.


Slideshow: Worst Celebrity Lips

I bet Jenna Jameson has been fish-hooked a time or two.