Monday, Sept 8
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
(Fox, 8 p.m.) - Happy 16th Birthday, John Connor! Your terminator friend just blew up, there's some really bad guys after you and Shirley Manson
appears to have something up her sleeve.
(The CW, 8 p.m.) - We're still angry that the promo last week spoiled the Duchess reveal. It's still juicy though.
One Tree Hill
(The CW, 9 p.m.) - Brooke's got revenge on her mind after being attacked.
(Fox, 9 p.m.) - Smart move resurrecting Sara. Now, if only we knew what was going on, but we kind of forgot this show still existed.
(Showtime, 10 p.m.) - Who ever thought that Shane would be the one with not one, but two girlfriends?
Tuesday, Sept 9
(Fox, 8 p.m.) - Lost
doesn't come back until 2009, but this two-hour premiere has enough of J.J. Abrams' trademarks (plane crash, conspiracies, an ingénue) to temporarily fill the void. Plus, it has one thing Lost doesn't: Pacey.
(The CW, 8 p.m.) - Tonight's episode should give us more of the original characters as Kelly battles her mother's drinking problem and its effects on Silver.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family, 8 p.m.) - Jason Priestley
isn't appearing on 90210 anytime soon, but he directing tonight's mid-season finale of this other teen drama. Betting pool on when someone on 90210 gets pregnant?
(The CW, 9 p.m.) - In keeping with its new policy to only make shows about rich, white teens, The CW unveils this Palm Beach-set series about a two spoiled brats and their live-in tutor.
Fashion Rocks (CBS, 9 p.m.) - Beyoncé
, Black Eyed Peas
, Chris Brown
, Mariah Carey
, Chris Cornell
, Lynyrd Skynyrd
, Justin Timberlake
and more take to the stage for this fashion-focused concert hosted by Denis Leary.
Wednesday, Sept 10
America's Next Top Model
(The CW, 8 p.m.) - Here's hoping the contestants have a good grip 'cause they're going to be swinging from a rope ladder in tonight's photo shoot.
(Fox, 8 p.m.) - The gang investigates the death of a Cheaters-like host, while Brennan juggles dating two guys at once.
(Bravo, 9 p.m.) - The designers are paired up for an astrology-inspired challenge.
Thursday, Sept 11
Kitchen Nightmares (Fox, 9 p.m.) - Some restaurants are just bad. Then there's the one from tonight, which is stuck in the 80s.
(USA, 10 p.m.) - Tim Matheson guest stars as a fellow ex-spy who does odd jobs for a living, but that's where the similarities end.
Comics Without Borders (Showtime, 10 p.m.) - The stand-up comedy series brings together comics from different nationalities.
Friday, Sept 12
(USA, 9 p.m.) - Monk reverts to his nine-year-old self after being hypnotized.
(USA, 10 p.m) - Shawn must infiltrate a bank when Gus is held hostage during a bank robbery. Gary Cole guest stars.
Saturday, Sept 13
Coco Chanel (Lifetime, 8 p.m.) - Shirley MacLaine plays the legendary fashion designer.
Saturday Night Live
(NBC, 11:29 p.m.) - Are you sick of Michael Phelps
? Well, too bad because he's hosting the season premiere of SNL tonight.
Sunday, Sept 14
(HBO, 9 p.m.) - What do you do when a vampire saves your life? Invite him over to grandmother's house, of course.
(HBO, 9 p.m.) - Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester is back as Justine Chapin, a virginal pop star. Or is she?
(AMC, 10 p.m.) - Colin Hanks returns as Father Gill, and he wants Peggy to volunteer her talents to a church project.
Story by Vlada Gelman
Starpulse.com contributing writer