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Pulse Patrol: The Weakly Round-Up Of User Comments

September 2nd, 2008 11:11am EDT
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most stirring and clever observations were made on the latest stories on Rumer Willis' fashion sense, Brad Pitt's expending brood, and Pamela Anderson vs. Chicken Drumstick, as well as celebrity Trout Pouts.

Topic Highlights = There were some polite and considerate comments made about Sean Bean, Roger Waters and Paris Hilton and there was no love or affection for Toby Keith, Miley Cyrus or Mo’nique.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to one more repeat offender lovetheweasel, who constantly brings his A-Game with his very intelligent and sharp remarks. (See Below for Focus on lovetheweasel.)


News Comments







Rumer WillisFashion Star of the Week: Rumer Willis

By: Hambrookart( 1919)
"hey Rumer,take off that ugly bib it takes attention away from the dress!oh wait,thats your chin!sorry.

By: dyno don( 31)
RUMOR has it shes gay!

By: Squints ( 2218)
I could get lost in that chin


Naomi Campbell Is Not Moving To Brazil

By: taralynn ( 801)
yeah! now leave her alone before she throws a cell phone at you.


The Most Underrated & Overrated Woody Allen Films

By: Hambrookart( 1919)
Woody Allen?he's still alive?

Brad Pitt: 'We Want Two More Kids'

By: iagree( 1)
God hasn't blessed them with anything. They have children OUT OF WEDLOCK. If they love their kids, they would get married; oh - but Brad WAS married and HAD AN AFFAIR on his wife. Wrong message to the world.

By: alicat2008 ( 539)
loved and cared for by the nanny

By: Felix Lassiter( 2249)
Ha Ha Are these two going off the track is there a train wreak coming I smell a derailment.



LipsSlideshow: Worst Celebrity Lips

By: daluckynumba6( 452)
r yall sure these are women b/c 90% of them look like tranny's

By: A-stherror( 53)
Donatella has got the scariest lips in the industry.

By: all-about-me-yea-yea( 1)
WOW Donatella & amy winehouse look like drag artist AWFUL YUCK

By: Felix Lassiter( 2271)
Ha Ha These women all but 2 are the ugliest women in the world. Two had there mouths open like they were waiting for the proverbial *@@##! sh_t just hideous.


Pulse Patrol: The Weakly Round-Up Of User Comments

By: Hambrookart( 1696)
I LIKE FELIX LASSITER!
AND SCREW ALL THE OTHERS WHO HATE HIM(except my friends)



Pamela AndersonChicken Drumstick Munching Reporter Shocks Pamela Anderson

By: Tom Sizemore( 11569)
Last time I whipped out my greasy bone it didn't go over well either.

By: Gossipluvr( 49)
Mr. Tom Sizemore, you are hilarious! I'm sure one day someone will eat the meat off your greasy bone too...

By: alicat2008 ( 443)
was it worse looking than Tommy Lee's

Tom Cruise Stunned By Criticism Of Hitler Film

By: ASISEEIT( 5)
Tom Cruise is OVER

Demi Moore's Breast Trick

By: Gossipluvr( 43)
That's why we love Demi! She's one classy lady!

By: Guy Nacolojist ( 792)
wow, that's really coo--wait, what?

Nicollette SheridanNicollette Sheridan, Michael Bolton End Engagement

By: Agent Smith( 4210)
How is he supposed to live without her?

By: Marcus Garvey( 1596)
i hope she at least called him a no-talent $@@##!-clown when she dumped him


Charlie Sheen To Be A Dad Again

By: Squints( 2213)
In a few years, "Sheen" will be its own species


Tom Cruise Gets Diet Tips From David Beckham

By: chunky lover 53( 7897)
The only way this story could be any Gheyer, is if it had Richard Simmons in it and his Recipe for Key lime pie.


Shannen Doherty Criticizes 'Panty-Less' Starlets

By: Felix Lassiter( 2272)
Ha Ha Just because yours panties are held up by your armpit hair no need to criticize the starlets who like to keep it out there smelling like a leather car seat and wafting pheromones all over the place.


bushMichael Stipe 'Despises' Bush

By: p.hanson( 154)
Join the club Michael, we got jackets! LOL

By: jphylton ( 42)
Politicans: KILL THEM ALL!

By: Bill Brasky( 132)
lets here it for captain obvious, yeaaaay


Lindsay Lohan 'Wants' Michael Phelps?

By: Christie~33( 5745)
She was expermenting just like Anne Hyche did with Ellen.lol

By: Cherryblossom26 ( 407)
PLEASE MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN!

Denise Richards' Reality Show Getting Renewed?

By: Bill Brasky( 132)
Denise Richards - Its Constipated, cant believe this groundbreaking series is not getting renewed? Snicker Snicker, cant stand her.

Some LohanLohan's Dad Blames Samantha Ronson For Lindsay's Drinking

By: slerdnump( 4)
This entire freakshow of a family really needs to just go away.


By: springsteenfan( 555)
Michael Lohan is delusional. It' s a wonder, with all the bullcrap he's been throwing, one wonders if he isn't a Washington lobbyist or politician.

Andy Dick Escapes Sexual Battery Charges

By: taralynn ( 779)
if that was my daughter his name would be andy %@@##!-less

Slideshow: Orlando Bloom

By: Squints( 2213)
Show 'em your OrlandOOOO face


Topic Comments






Mo'niqueMo'nique

By: Hambrookart( 1696)
don't take this the wrong way but if she were any bigger she'd have her own gravitational pull


Paris Hilton

By: ashalenorae( 1)
Paris Hilton IM UR #1 FANATIC. LOVES IT I HATE THE HATERS I THINK U ROCK AND I REALLY WANT TO MEAT U 1DAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME BACK I LOVE U SO MUCH I HVE POSTERS OF U AND I HAVE UR BOOK AND IV GOT 2 OF UR PERFUMES! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU UR AWESOME. Loves IT!



Toby Keith

By: crusincop( 2)
I used to be a die hard Toby fan...BUT....I have spent my last money on him. He leaves a nasty stench in my nostrils by jumping on the Obama train. I never thought Toby would become a turn-coat. It used to be about the music now it's all about the money...Way to go Toby...you finally made it to the top...too bad you forgot where you came from...
KEITH ANDERSON ROCKS!


Miranda CosgroveMiranda Cosgrove

By: Dr cool( 1)
I'd Tap that

Roger Waters

By: ummagumma( 10)
Roger is the best bassist, artist and songwriter. his music is the best tranquillizer for me. He should live long just to make more masterpieces. I,ve never been him in his concersts but I hope I will manage some day. He's the man of my dreams. I wish I were his girlfriend.



Miley Cyrus

By: Hambrookart( 1696)
my mom says she has no talent

David Duchovny

By: chunky lover 53( 7964)
You Kinky Devil, you just got yourself a new Fan.


Tom CruiseTom Cruise

By: ~Venus21~( 704)
I hate Tom Cruise, he sucks and is ugly, especially when you see him from a side view, he has a big ugly nose.


Kim Kardashian

By: Marcus Garvey( 1603)
new business idea: a line of toilets modeled after kim kardashian and paris hilton


Paul Walker

By: RedRobin27( 6)
Fine... I met him in Austin, TX down town but was too drunk too flirt


bushGeorge W. Bush

By: Hambrookart( 1704)
i blame him for tornado's,hurricanes,car crashes,lightning storms,and earthquakes.

By: Hambrookart( 1704)
And i blame him for 911 in addition to my last comment


Mackenzie Phillips

By: alicat2008( 443)
let me guess - she was framed


Sean Bean

By: fifitrixibelle( 3)
I alsolutely ADORE him. He has world class talent as a performing artist, donates large sums of money to charity and is a devoted father - but his new wife Georgina is a physically violent alcholic who generates negative publicity. I hope he cuts his losses and divorces Georgina - she is "Heather Mills in Training" a hystrionic gold digger who will try to clean his clock financially in a divorce settlement. Hope he got a vasectomy - Heather Mills walked off with $50 million divorce settlement and immiediately popped out a baby. I really respect him immensely & hope he can find a nice girlfriend who deserves him and ditches Georgina who has a chronic history of getting drunk in public and being violent.

(Focus on lovetheweasel)







Lil Wayne Lil Wayne Skips Court Date For Dentist


dentist is lil wayne for jeweler, right?





Michael Jackson Took Hiatus To Raise Children


is "raise" m j for "fondle"?


Paris Hilton To Duet With Boyfriend

she just needs to take the new york jets out of her mouth first. (dear new york jets, i am sorry i used you in this comment, you are the first team that came to mind, no offense intended, good luck this season)


Pharrell: Britney's Too Big For VMAs


sounds like someone wants to be the 1 millionth customer to drop one in that stink cave



Sir CharlesCharles Barkley For Governor


i was always under the impression he was known as one of the more unintelligent famous people. he should do well in politics


Police Officer Pulls Gun On Diddy During Traffic Stop


that stupid turd probably crapped his designer pants when the cop pulled his gun.


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