Monday, Aug 25
How I Met Your Mother
(CBS, 8:30 p.m.) - Before "The Bro Code" comes to a bookstore near you, check out its origins as Barney struggles to find a loophole after sleeping with his bro's ex-girlfriend.
(TNT, 9 p.m.) - Kevin Bacon
directs his missus in tonight's episode.
(MTV, 10 p.m.) - Whitney finally gets some play in New York.
My Super Sweet 16 Presents: Exiled (MTV, 10:30 p.m.) - The parents of those spoiled party girls finally wise up and send their daughters to remote locations instead of lavishing them with new cars.
Tuesday, Aug 26
(Fox, 8-10 p.m.) - Back-to-back reruns showcase House, Wilson and Amber's three's-a-crowd relationship and Sex and the City's Jason Lewis as a soap star.
(ABC Family, 9 p.m.) - Buffy's Charisma Carpenter
returns to do damage control after Spring Break in tonight's season premiere.
Wednesday, Aug 27
(Fox, 8-10 p.m.) - Before the new season starts, catch up on last season's finale two episodes, which include a shooting, a serial killer and karoke.
(Bravo, 9 p.m.) - Based on the title of tonight's episode -- "Fashion That Drives You" -- we're thinking scrap metal for dresses.
Thursday, Aug 28
(ABC, 9 p.m.) - Addison returns to Seattle Grace in this repeat to knock some sense into her old coworkers. Is it just us or is Addison ten times more awesome in Seattle than in Los Angeles?
Ace of Cakes (Food Network, 10 p.m.) - The gang models a cake after the Stanley Cup.
Friday, Aug 29
The Soup (E!, 10 p.m.) - Joel McHale
dishes up all the reality highlights of the week so you don't have to waste an hour watching Celebreality.
Saturday, Aug 30
Day of rest. Take a breather. Go outside.
Sunday, Aug 31
(AMC, 5 p.m.) - Still not watching? Catch a marathon of this season's first five episodes, followed by a new episode at 10 p.m.
Skins (BBC America, 10 p.m.) - Chris' mom leaves him to fend for himself. Naturally, he throws a party.
(Cartoon Network, 11:30 p.m.) - Seth Green's
stop-motion spoofs are back to poke fun at everything from Pac Man to the Super Friends.
Story by Vlada Gelman
Starpulse.com contributing writer