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Pulse Patrol: The Weakly Round-Up Of User Comments

August 18th, 2008 10:00am EDT
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most exciting and clever comments were made on the latest stories on Jennifer "the Door Mat" Aniston’s love life , Britney Spears’ cleaning regiment, and a sober country singer, as well as a Poem for Bernie Mac.

Topic Highlights =There were some attentive and considerate observations made about Jenna Jameson’s and Fantasia Barrino’s personal appearance and some best wishes were given to Artie Lange, Alec Baldwin and Marilyn Manson, as well as a commenter who actually finds Hillary Clinton appealing.

Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to Guy Nacolojist for His/her very entertaining and insightful comments.







News Comments

Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston Denies Using Romances As Publicity

By: Tom Sizemore( 11375)
Talking about romances not being a publicity stunt is in itself a publicity stunt. Especially when you have no career like Jennifer Aniston.


My Chemical Romance Announce Hiatus

By: Guy Nacolojist( 770)
There IS a God.

Eliza Dushku Boasts About Hunting Elk, Upsets PETA

By: lovetheweasel( 925)
janetkirk- go away, we are trying to make realistic and insulting comments here

By: Marcus Garvey( 1498)
^what he said

Trump To Buy McMahon's home, Let Him Live There

By: Felix Lassiter( 2172)
Ha Ha Is Donald gone socialist? This is a disgrace the American way is to chew Ed McMachon up and spit him out onto the streets like they do the middle class the lower middle class and the poor.

Britney SpearsBritney Spears: 'I'm A Cleaning Fanatic'

By: taralynn ( 699)
speed will make you act like that.

By: Marcus Garvey ( 1513)
doing meth makes me a clean freak too. my teeth are so clean you can see right through them


Made In Connecticut: Filmmakers Turn East Coast State Into Moviemaking Mecca

By: meshil( 1)
I think its not good to make movie named has mecca,because its one of the holy place of Muslims.
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meshil

Connecticut Drug Treatment


Say What? Most Bizarre Celebrity Rumors & Myths


By: tan4007( 297)
The rumor I heard was the older kid on Mr. Belvadear (sp) was Marylyn Manson... Does it matter, no, but a lot of those rumors were pre internet and I have heard most of them!


By: * * Stargazer * *( 1830)
Has this been debunked - Is Lindsay Lohan really gay?


By: Squints( 2199)
You should use the Ask Starpulse button, StarGazer.

By: RASHARPE( 396)
I THOUGHT THE ONE ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS TRUE.



Bernie MacClooney & Pitt Lead Tributes To Bernie Mac

By: janetkirk( 248)
Bernie you made us laugh
Bernie you made us cry
You made us happy
Why did you have to die?
Our hearts will hold you dear
and your memory funny touching, and near
The world will remember you and your legacy
Our hearts will forever mourn this tragedy
May God bless your family



Lil Wayne's Daughter Is Alive & Well

By: Ripped and Torn( 483)
Isn't this turd like 17? How does he have an 8 year old daughter?!?


Shia LaBeouf: 'I'm Not Great With Women'

By: mrsexxc( 31)
I'll teach you how to seduce women ! Hang with me I'll teach you how to "read" women, and make'em lust & follow you every where you go...I'm a master in this field....

By: tan4007 ( 301)
Mrsexxc, wow, I want you...seriously dude, how is that working for ya?

Selma Blair: 'Americans Are Deluded'

By: Britneysucks( 23284)
Celebs aren't as important as they think they are, she has a point.

Spike LeeSpike Lee's Best & Not-So-Best Films

By: lovetheweasel( 913)
spike lee is a racist

By: Marcus Garvey( 1487)
anyone who doesnt like spike lee is a racist


Alice Cooper To Keep Earthquake Footage In Music Video

By: Squints( 2196)
So there I was, strangling this nurse, when BAM! Earthquake!


Bernie Mac's Family Expected Him To Recover

By: 2sugha( 607)
There will never be another Bernie. He's probably playing poker right now with Richard Pryor and Issac Hayes. Peace be with you my brothers.

Gluteus Maximus: A Starpulse Salute To The Celebrity Booty

By: Ripped and Torn( 528)
I think Coco's a$$ is illegal in 23 states.


Rumer WillisRumer Willis Taunted Over Unique Name

By: taralynn ( 729)
look to the bright side you could have a big ugly chin that all the other kids make fun of.



Overrated/Underrated Diamond Award Albums

By: JustSoICouldComment( 2)

I wasn't going to bother reading the Bob Marley section you wrote, but when I did a day later it was almost just as nauseating. I really think you generalized and applied too many personal accounts for this section. I'm not a real bob marley fan like that; I've only downloaded a few songs over the years. So I decided to actually look up legend on amazon.com. What did I find you ask? It clearly says ON THE COVER "the best of Bob Marley and the Wailers." I don't know what idiots you've talked to that bought the album and missed those words but that's unfortunate. IF somehow they failed to notice that, then the collection of obvious hits like "no woman no cry," "Jamming," "I shot the sheriff" or any of the others should have clued them in. Your frat boy percentage (90%) is mere speculation and I don't have to comment. But for you to say "Marley is so overrated that everything he does follows suit" sounds like someone who doesn't listen to or appreciate his music. You may have heard but clearly don't appreciate it. Its the same as someone saying the "the beatles are so overrated that everything they do follows suit." I don't listen to the beatles but I have the utmost respect for what they've done and their music because their popularity and impact is apparent, as well as Bob Marley.

Brooke Shields Shocked By Dead Celebrity Insults

By: Felix Lassiter( 2151)
Ha Ha Dead people can't get no respect.




Tim McGrawTim McGraw Quits Beer

By: Agent Smith( 4194)
now his music will just be about pickup trucks

By: Tom Sizemore( 11288)
Traitor and quitter.


Master P. Changes Name

By: * * Stargazer * *( 1835)
Ha Ha his first name is Percy.

Comedian Bernie Mac Passes Away At 50

By: Guy Nacolojist( 770)
It's always sad when someone dies, but I have to say, Bernie Mac was about as funny as an 11-year-old Palestinian suicide bomber.


NKOTB To Release Greatest Hits

By: taralynn ( 729)
greatest hits? who is gonna buy a CD with one song on it?



David Carradine Finds Eternal Youth With Younger Women

By: tomegatherion2006( 852)
Ahh, Carridine is grand master of young-fu.


Angelina JolieSlideshow: Does Angelina Jolie Ever Let Go Of Brad Pitt?

By: itsmeoverhere( 17)
She's a clinger, look up old clips with her and Billy Bob on the red carpet or her brother, creepy.

By: tan4007( 300)
Before they leave the house she pisses on his leg...


By: beverleywood ( 2)
Who has a grip on who?? Brad always has his arm around her. Whoever wrote this is sick!



Julianne Moore Gave Up Marriage For Fame

By: lovetheweasel( 925)
skank


Pamela Anderson Finds Love In The Desert?

By: taralynn ( 699)
next thing you know she will have a porn with a camel.











Topic Comments


Fantasia BarrinoFantasia Barrino

By: Guy Nacolojist( 770)
fantasia is Chris Tucker in drag


The Princess Bride

By: chunky lover 53( 7690)
Inconceivable


Artie Lange

By: kpinto( 1)
I love Artie and hope he is well.

Alec Baldwin

By: RealEstate Princess( 1)
Alec's great! He's as funny in person as he is on tv. He has a passion for the things he does and he's genuine. Good for you Alec!


NPHNeil Patrick Harris

By: jess34( 72)
i don't think hes bad at all. i think hes improved. hilarious in both the harold & kumar movies


Jenna Jameson

By: TAUBET( 1)
pretty girl


Hillary Clinton

By: kimtai( 2)
Very Sexy!


Marilyn MansonMarilyn Manson

By: bmiley( 1)
Even though his reputation is that he's evil,strange and unusual I find him to be the kind of guy who just stands up for what he believes in and for whats right. I think he's a great person,someone who's childhood alot of people can relate to.