Gluteus Maximus: A Starpulse Salute To The Celebrity Booty
With the immortal words from 20th century poet Sir Mix-a-Lot "I like big butts and I cannot lie," the crack research team at Starpulse was given the arduous and grueling task of finding the finest photos on the site that revere one of the world's preferred body parts, the buttocks.
In contemporary music and in Hollywood today, Starlets and singers who refrain from eating (bulimia) are considered to be the definition of beauty and grace (Bag-of Antlers.) However, for many Americans being that skinny and svelte is completely out of the question (has anyone been to a Sizzlers lately) and also trying to maintain a healthy and energetic lifestyle seems to be out of the realm of reality (How many calories in a Baconator?).
With this so-called health crisis some body parts have "Grown" in popularity and have become the subject of songs and lore. The Rump has developed into one of America's preferred and ideal sexual organs. Furthermore to cash in on this fad Team Starpulse has compiled a list of the favorite and most beloved derrières on the site. So after weeks and weeks of pain staking labor and effort, here are the results from this highly scientific and extremely accurate survey.
Cuban Model Mayra Veronica
"Aah, Shake shake, shake shake! /Aah, Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, /Shake your booty! Shake your booty! /Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, /Shake your booty! Shake your booty." (Disco Pioneers KC & the Sunshine Band)
"Oh but I still get my pleasure /Still get my greatest treasure /Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me/Fat bottomed girls/You make the rockin' world go round" ( Unconfirmed Lady Killers Queen)
"I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day /You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day /You know what I mean"(Bum Enthusiasts Spinal Tap)
Steatopygia Victim Niecy Nash
badunkadunka =d!(k-bouncin, dynamic booty, that defies the laws of physics and reminds men why we wanna be dogs or an urban term used to define approval of the voluptuous curvature of a feminie rump.
- Kim Kardashian Hot Or Not?
- Juicy Jennifer Love Hewitt
- The Lovely Kate Beckinsale
- Misty May, Kerri Walsh & Their Hot Beach Volleyball Bodies
- Sexiest Celebrity Lips
- Celebrities We Wouldn't Want To Make Angry
- Adorable Anna Faris
Wayne Coyne Of The Flaming Lips Performs Naked With Glowing Wires On Jimmy Fallon - Watch It! Jewel Thieves At Cannes Film Festival Make Off With $2.5 Million Necklace