With the immortal words from 20th century poet Sir Mix-a-Lot "I like big butts and I cannot lie," the crack research team at Starpulse was given the arduous and grueling task of finding the finest photos on the site that revere one of the world's preferred body parts, the buttocks.

In contemporary music and in Hollywood today, Starlets and singers who refrain from eating (bulimia) are considered to be the definition of beauty and grace (Bag-of Antlers.) However, for many Americans being that skinny and svelte is completely out of the question (has anyone been to a Sizzlers lately) and also trying to maintain a healthy and energetic lifestyle seems to be out of the realm of reality (How many calories in a Baconator?).

With this so-called health crisis some body parts have "Grown" in popularity and have become the subject of songs and lore. The Rump has developed into one of America's preferred and ideal sexual organs. Furthermore to cash in on this fad Team Starpulse has compiled a list of the favorite and most beloved derrières on the site. So after weeks and weeks of pain staking labor and effort, here are the results from this highly scientific and extremely accurate survey.

Cuban Model Mayra Veronica

"Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em /Big bottom drive me out of my mind /How could I leave this behind?" (Bum Enthusiasts Spinal Tap)





Vida Guerra

"Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked specially in the back/Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, mom)" (Rap-tresses Salt-n-pepper)





Beyonce

"Professor, What's another word for Pirate treasure? I think its Booty/ that's what it is." (Fanny aficionados the Beastie Boys)






J.Lo

"Aah, Shake shake, shake shake! /Aah, Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, /Shake your booty! Shake your booty! /Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, /Shake your booty! Shake your booty." (Disco Pioneers KC & the Sunshine Band)





Kim Lardassian

"Oh but I still get my pleasure /Still get my greatest treasure /Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me/Fat bottomed girls/You make the rockin' world go round" ( Unconfirmed Lady Killers Queen)





Janet Jackson

"My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun/ Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her" (Booty Visionary Sir Mix-a-Lot )






Ice-T’s Meat Garage Coco

"I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day /You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day /You know what I mean"(Bum Enthusiasts Spinal Tap)





Honorable Mention





Steatopygia Victim Niecy Nash

badunkadunka =d!(k-bouncin, dynamic booty, that defies the laws of physics and reminds men why we wanna be dogs or an urban term used to define approval of the voluptuous curvature of a feminie rump. 

Fergie

Fascinating Fact =The term bootylicious was first heard in a rap song by Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg entitled, "F3(k Wit Dre Day(And Everybody's Celebratin)"






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