Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg To Wed This Weekend

Pulse Patrol: The 'Weakly' Round-Up Of User Comments

August 5th, 2008 10:30am EDT
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.

News Highlights = This week's most spellbinding and astute comments were made on "Fergie’s working girl role " story, Snoop Dogg’s latest run in with the law, and "Katy Perry coming on to Miley" story as well as another story about Seth Rogen and his Chronic.

Topic Highlights =There was some insightful annotations made about the Talents of Brooke Hogan and Michael Jackson and some fascinating comments made about the personal appearances of Anne Hathaway and Jeff Goldblum as well as a lot of love and respect for Britney Spears.


Top Commenter=This week's MVC (Most Vicious Commenter) award goes to taralynn for her very funny and shrewd comments.

Celebrity Name Game= July Results 1) Janmister 2)Darrell52 3) Keep It Real








News Comments



John RichJohn Rich Wants Fans 'Raising McCain'

By: Marcus Garvey( 1334)
who is this guy anyway? from the look of his picture he stars in western themed pornos

By: RASHARPE ( 384)
THE TRUE STORY IS THAT JUST A VERY, VERY HARD TO GET ANY BIG STARS TO SUPPORT McCAIN, THEY COULD NOT EVEN GET THE DUO BIG AND RICH THEY ONLY GOT JOHN RICH.



Fleetwood Mac's Comeback Tour To Be Followed With New Album

By: Nittanylionheaven( 2)
This band is so over - rated and Stevie Nicks can't sing if she were in a bucket with the lid covering her. She looks as though she were playing on the Long Island Expressway and was hit by a string of oncoming vehicles.


Rapper Nas Attacked By News Pundit Bill O'Reilly

By: Felix Lassiter( 2043)
Ha Ha Bill O'Reilly is a mongrel demon and stinks the airways up with his putrid sulfurous breath and vitriolic vomit covered lies, and his ugly demeanor, just barely covers the really gross hell hound that lurks and works its will there in.


Slideshow: Hot Actors Under 21

By: delinan( 89)
You stay sober lads, and keep out of trouble, and you will all go a long way. I'm sure none of you want to end up bloated, and with a 'beer gut'.

By: Tom Sizemore( 10628)
Don't listen to delinan...
Come to the dark side


Snoop DoggSnoop Dogg Tour Bus Pulled Over; 2 Arrested

By: lovetheweasel( 868)
wait wait wait, snoop doggs BUS only had 2 ounces on board? what the f?

By: Tom Sizemore( 10897)
A good posse member ALWAYS takes the fall.

By: Marcus Garvey( 1332)

rule #1 when smoking weed in a vehicle: make sure the registration is up to date


Miley Cyrus Turns Down Kiss With Katy Perry

By: Felix Lassiter( 2071)
Ha Ha Miley Cyrus turns down Kiss but gets down on White Snake.

By: Britneysucks ( 23076)
Perry's being so unoriginal, thankfully Miley isn't falling for it, for whatever reason.

By: august57 ( 14)
Yes, turn it down...say no to what's wrong! This person "Katy Perry" needs to be sprayed with raid. Too many roaches getting rich and famous for only stupidities.


Queen Victoria's Bloomers Sell For $9,000

By: tan4007( 270)
Large, but evidently in charge, crotchless no less...


Seth Rogen Kicked Out Of Party For Smoking Marijuana?

By: taralynn ( 642)
WHAT A LAME PARTY! WHAT WERE THEY DOING....PLAYING DUCK, DUCK ,GOOSE?

By: user193 ( 299)
hey hey hey come on now... potheads are not all fat and lazy... some of us are just lazy. (non believer)

Tom SizemoreTom Sizemore Is Back!

By: act22( 1)
This is Tom Sizemore posting, not the person claiming they're me in ALL the above posts, and I can prove it with three simple questions 4 the gentleman, or gentlewoman, as the case may be, posting as me. 1. What is my only wife's maiden name? 2. What film festival was, as I did in fact claim, so high at, that I don't really recall it? 3. Who was I briefly engaged 2 in the mid 90's? If you're actually Tom Sizemore as you assert you are, these relatively banal, not very publicised things, you'd know regardless their being fairly innocuous. So?
Finally, 2 all those who had a kind word, Thank You.
Best,
Tom

Amy Winehouse Wants Five Kids

By: taralynn ( 642)
WHY 5? IT WOULD ONLY TAKE ONE TO CARRY HER SKINNY X@@##! AROUND WHEN SHE PASSES OUT ON THE PARK BENCH.

By: Hambrookart( 1103)
she'll just be another one of those cheeto eatin' mama's like Britney



Fergie 'Thrilled' To Play A Prostitute In 'Nine'

By: Marcus Garvey( 1277
saraghina the incontinent prostitute i assume

By: springsteenfan( 505)
Boy, she didn't set the bar too high. That's not too far a reach for her. Isn't she really a transvestite prostitute in real life?! Just curious.

By: lovetheweasel ( 889)
she is making this too easy. she wont even have to act. by the way, shouldnt we be saying he? isn't he a tranny?

By: I~B~FRIENDLY ( 5177)
2008-08-01 07:03:24
She's hot enough to play a hooker,let her.She already dresses like one 1/2 the time anyways.

Tom CruiseTom Cruise Named In Scientology Lawsuit

By: taralynn ( 642)
PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE IDIOTS!

By: ABLEZA( 53)
Ha ha.Scientology is the Mafia!Maybe the Aliens will fly down and help Tom Cruise.

By: msjb36340( 2)
Good, bring down the cult, we will see if that will get that moron Tom Cruise jumping on Oprahs couch


More Plastic Surgery for Cher?

By: RASHARPE ( 384)
SHE KEEEPS TRYING BUT WHAT FOR ?


Shark Bites Ryan Seacrest

By: I~B~FRIENDLY ( 5177)
He's Annoying, but DAMN! if he ain't a gorgious little fella'.lol
He's a perv too.Watch him on American Idol he looks at all the women's chest all the time.lol











Topic Comments


Brooke HoganBrooke Hogan

By: natalie cole( 35
she rocks and she is cool and she is the best singer in the world


Marilyn Manson

By: Hambrookart( 1064
he's like he new michael jackson only scarier


Michael Jackson

By: babykim( 191
he is very talented but he has lost his talent and reputation now ppl call him freak i think thats mean thou.


Britney Spears

By: babyjaimezohan( 3)
I think she is an American superhero, and ugly people, bi non-believers, old people, tiny people, haters and gang-bangers and ho's and foreigners should all look themselves in the mirror and worry about other people, for the time of the superior black, blonde, jewish Southern Americans revolution is here, and it is only a matter of time until we own the system. If you hate hot people who only hurt themselves or hateful hypocrites' feelings, then you need to love it or leave it. Jah and Goddess Bless Americans, and may God forever bless the South and may Anna Nicole and Eazy E bless all American atheists who are normal enough to be alcoholic and not buy in to commie media terrorism. I think you bi's need to stop bangin' and spyin' on us before it's too late. Shalom to the South and the pac10

Elvis PresleyElvis Presley

By: pjsta( 2)
Elvis is truely the Best Singer of all Time no doubt about it. I just wish all those musicians of Today that use filth & inappropriate material throughout their music videos would just lay off it all & make some decent music. Because in the state the Worlds in now, it looks like we definitely need more Elvis music...R.I.P ElVIS WE LUV U

By: babykim( 191
so that's who elvis is.


Gay Republicans

By: chunky lover 53( 7491)
Talk about being Confused,

Anne Hathaway

By: Hambrookart( 1103)
she's just a stick with boobs


John Travolta

By: babykim( 191)
he is a great actor. and wat is it w/ the beard. he shud loose it.


Jeff GoldblumJeff Goldblum

By: babykim( 246)
i think he is handsome and i love his acting.


Tokio Hotel

By: Hambrookart( 1103)
bill wears more eyeliner than i do