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Pulse Patrol: The 'Weakly' Round-Up Of User Comments

July 1st, 2008 10:50am EDT
Pulse PatrolEach week the editors at Starpulse will be highlighting the best responses and remarks to news stories and celebrity topics that we've come across.


News Highlights = This week’s most interesting comments were made on "The Hate Guru" story, George Michael's views on marriage and the death of an American Icon.

Topic Highlights = There was adoration for Chris Brown and The Motor city mad man, but not so much for newcomer Demi Lavato.

Top Commenter
= This week the STF (Starpulse Task Force) focused its attention on the Cyber-poetry of one Felix Lassiter. He’s comical, yet insightful remarks continue to Inspire and delight everyone who has the pleasure of reading his Bloggings. (See below for some examples)












TOP NEWS BLOG COMMENTS OF THE WEEK


Love GuruCatholics Join Hindu Outrage Over 'The Love Guru'

By: Marcus Garvey
im offended not as a catholic but as someone with a sense of humor

By: chunky lover 53
(USCCB) is that anything like NAMBLA?

By: lovetheweasel
oh yea, just what any respectable religion wants- the catholics backing them up.


Big-Money Splits: The Most Expensive Celebrity Divorces

By: BoycottTomCruise
Why does Kevin Costner always look like he's wasted on Valium or something? He always looks like, "Duh!"


George Michael Sounds Off On Gay Marriage In US

By: candenman
George Michael whom sucks other mens bananas in public washrooms-no thanks gay George!. Marriage should have it's rights too which is as intended for a man and a woman exlusively.

By: MarkS
I hope all of you religious nuts and homophobic gay bashers understand that your attitudes reflect a deeply repressed gay tendency on your part.


Oh! BoyBoy George Banned From The States?

By: a0z
"do u really want 2 hurt me"YES!

Feud Between 50 Cent And The Game Is Finally Over
By: Guy Nacolojist
Phew! Thank goodness. Now I can finally sleep at night.


Bill Murray & Wife Granted Quick Divorce

By: Fried Chicken
"adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment." -
So i got that going for me, which is nice...

Celebrity Birthdays, June 29

By: heidi hannele
GARY BUSEY! hAPPY bIRTHDAY TO YOU,,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, GOD BLESS YOU DEAR GARY,,,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!


George CarlinCounterculture Hero George Carlin Dies At 71

By: Felix Lassiter
Ha Ha @$@*#!, *@@#5!, %@@*#!, *@@&#!, &@@##!, #@@#*!, and &@@*#! His famous 7 words you can not say on Tv or here apparently.

By: lovetheweasel
SH1T. democracy lost an ally today. hehe, mr. carlin would have liked that. and i say that with the absolute deepest respect for a genius.


By: Bill Brasky
rip George, you will be missed.


Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Love Letters
By: roro639
at least she isn't transgender!

Reese Witherspoon Is Top-Earning Actress

Wed Jun 25 2008 14:33:05 By: Felix Lassiter
Ha Ha The wolf huffed and he puffed but he could not blow half the chin off the chinny chin chin of Reese Witherspoon. Thats some chin Harry.

Mike Myers Had Diarrhea On Aussie Red Carpet

By: love_in_the _rain69
this shyt is crazy ask me , it once happened to me, explosive diarrhea can turn you into a space ship


Model Dies In Fall From NYC Building

By: MrChet8
I believe I can fly


Rap, Rock, Classical - Music To Obama's Ears

By: chunky lover 53
I wonder what John McCain listens to?
I bet he has Benny Goodman, Glenn Miller, Lawrence Welk or Nelson Riddle on his Victrola.










Topics Comments






Ted NugentTed Nugent

By: lovetheweasel
a total complete nut job. gotta love it


Frank Lampard

By: frank lampard
I think frank lampard is the best player in the world.and I love frank lampard to much. and i hope to meet frank lampard


Chris Brown

By: Angeldoll1587
I LOVE YOU CHRIS BROWN AND ALL YA FAST X@@##! LITTLE GURLS BETTA GO DOWN TO POOL AND DROWN ALL YA UGLY ASSES CAUZ HE IZ MINEZ

Swingers

By: Tom Sizemore
One of my favorite 90's movies


Fall Out BoyFall Out Boy

By: Mushy Piesh
im not gay.....but id chew sausage for Patrick Stump ANY day!


Rub & Tug

By: chunky lover 53
Yes Please!


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

By: Linda Brock
This is the STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen. I wouldn't advise anyone to pay to see it.


Demi LovatoDemi Lovato

By: space cowboy
i think that she is a pirate hooker.. she should go back to her home on X@@##! island.





The Cyber-Poet Felix Lassiter

Benji Madden Makes Sweet Music With Paris Hilton

By: Felix Lassiter
Ha Ha Music career? Madonna has a music career. Paris Hilton is a non musical dill hole.



loafMeat loaf: 'I'll Never Give Up Showbusiness'

By: Felix Lassiter
Ha Ha Put some ketchup on that mike you've eaten everything else in the dam kitchen.

Paris Hilton Donates To LA's Childrens Hospital


By: Felix Lassiter
Ha Ha Shes also going to get down on all fours and work in the K-nine unit of the L.A.P.D. as a drug and explosives sniffing dog.

Ha Ha Paris Hilton has a new Tv reality show called Celebrity Beaks and Big Sniffers Gone Wild.

Mike Tyson Targeted For Murder?

By: Felix Lassiter
Ha Ha Mike Byson added to the list of endangered species.


Celebrity HoHeather Mills Will Be A 'Celebrity Apprentice?'

By: Felix Lassiter
Ha Ha Nice picture whats she doing with her mouth showing us how she has to get it ready to suck a football through a garden hose.