Monday, June 16

The Middleman (ABC Family, 8 p.m.) - Javier Grillo-Marxuach (Lost, Medium) brings his Men in Black-like sci-fi comic to television. Judging by the witty and campy previews, this one is a keeper.

Gossip Girl (The CW, 8 p.m.) - Ah, the infamous backseat limo hook-up episode.

Weeds (Showtime, 10 p.m.) - Nancy's back, and she's retransplanted her family to a beachside town by the Tijuana border. With Albert Brooks coming on as Nancy's father-in-law, is it too much to hope for dead hubby Jeffrey Dean Morgan in a flashback or ghostly appearance?

Secret Diary of a Call Girl (Showtime, 10:30 p.m.) - The British series about a high-class prostitute played by Doctor Who's Billie Piper comes stateside.

Tuesday, June 17

Hell's Kitchen (FOX, 9 p.m.) - A chef burns Gordon Ramsey's hand. Time to enter the witness protection program.

Flipping Out (Bravo, 10 p.m.) - Home renovator Jeff Lewis tries to make magic out of houses in today's limp housing market.

Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (Oxygen, 10 p.m.) - Tori and Dean McDermott ditch the inn and move back to Hollywood. Sadly, there is no cap on blond daughters of rich parents in LA.

Wednesday, June 18

Top Chef: Chicago (Bravo, 10 p.m.) - A reunion crowns a fan favorite winner.

She's Got the Look (TV Land, 10 p.m.) - The 35-year-old and up contestants prepare for their first runway walk.

Thursday, June 19

Grey's Anatomy (ABC, 9 p.m.) - ABC reairs the great tearjerker finale of season 2. The one where Jeffrey Dean Morgan dies on yet another series.

My Boys (TBS, 9:30 p.m.) - PJ throws a singles dinner party in hopes of luring out some good candidates.

Fear Itself (NBC, 10 p.m.) - Eureka's Colin Ferguson trades bodies with a sadistic serial killer.

Swingtown (CBS, 10 p.m.) - Something about fondue and never looking at it the same way again. We're scared.

Friday, June 20

Camp Rock (Disney Channel, 8 p.m.) - We hear these Jonas boys are pretty popular.

Doctor Who (Sci Fi, 9 p.m.) - The Doctor and Donna travel to an abandoned, planet-sized book repository.

Saturday, June 21

Day of rest. Take a breather. Go outside.

Sunday, June 22

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (USA, 9 p.m.) - Goren and Eames are reunited, but it's not all smooth sailing when the two must face up to their differences during an investigation.

In Plain Sight (USA, 10 p.m.) - Mary and a wounded Marshall are stranded in the desert with a prisoner.

Story by Vlada Gelman
Starpulse.com contributing writer