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'Pulse Patrol': This Week's Most Talked About Comments On Starpulse

May 30th, 2008 3:15pm EDT
Pulse PatrolEvery week the STF (Starpulse Task Force) collects and displays the most interesting comments made on some of the more ridiculous news stories and topics on the website. There is no system for collecting comments, just the ones that the STF found amusing and entertaining.

News Highlights: In this week's batch there were a lot of remarks about the "Lohan Lesbo" Story, The "ageless Madonna" and "Sheen V. Richards Sperm War", as well as many observations on Flavor Flav's continuous love life and the "Kirk Cameron Scientology" firestorm. However, the most outrageous and disgraceful story of the week must go to "Karma-Quake" story.

TOP NEWS BLOG COMMENTS OF THE WEEK


Sperm SnobCharlie Sheen To Denise Richards: 'I Hope You Die Of Cancer'

By: Bill Brasky ( 46)
i think she is a total psycho, trying to build up sympathy and give her show some zip. she should be flogged.

By: Fried Chicken ( 694)
She is so transparent! Mrz. Bitchtards new reality show starts this Monday, dont you think that this article is kinda convenient for her?

By: Felix Lassiter ( 1473)
Ha Ha Denise Richards to Charlie Sheen I hope your eleventh finger rots off all the way up to your elbow.

By: sherston
We used to have respectable, truly talented entertainers who kept their private bulls--t to themselves. Charlie and Denise are simply two trashy people who lucked into money and fame by way of family(his case), and screwing the right people(her case). Yuck.



'Brokeback Mountain' Sequel Ideas

By: heidi hannele ( 172)
Capitalizing on the dead,,,,,hmmmm I would think that honoring the dead would be the way to go....As long as the children get their fair share of the profits made from the work their father, Heath started. Idolizing the gay lifestyle,,,,,hmmmmmmm. GOD surely loves them,,but hell is full of them,,,sorry,,,I did not write the BIBLE!


By: 2sugha
Laid Limp Lake?



Mensa Member?Sharon Stone: Was China Quake 'Bad Karma?'

By: Guy Nacolojist( 498)
I think that's fantastic! Way to go beaver lady!

By: tonyj3508( 1)
Is this KKK website for Racism and hate group people?

By: chinese ( 2)
stupid woman



Lindsay Lohan Is Still Denying Lesbian Rumors

By: clover17 ( 3)
i think samantha is the one who is lesbian



By: daluckynumba6 ( 387)
ew samantha ronson looks like a gerbil in the face...i think she's stuck in the teen era cuz i've never seen a 30 yr. old dress the way she does...and im sure lindsay is just using this as another way to gain attention since her career is in the crapper



Jason Lewis Forced To Dump Stinky Girlfriend

By: stupidgirl1
what a jerk. YOu should have told her that she stank. But all the men I know are jerks including my husband.

By: annelouise( 1)
All gay guys think women smell.



Flavor FlavFlavor Flav Engaged

By: i love him BUHLEEDAT( 1)
i think hw wasted all dem girls time that waz on da show and he talking bout he dont want no fake girls on da show when he was the fake one the whole time


By: Felix Lassiter ( 1473)
Ha Ha Flavor Flav you looking like dead when they dig you back up. They should find someone alive to play you.


Kirk Cameron Blasts Scientology

By: MarkS( 1)
L. Ron Hubbard is spinning in his grave with laughter. He won a bet with another sci-fi writer that he could do just what he wanted, that is write a " Bible " for suckers. But then again, is'nt that what all Bibles are for?


Madonna Thinks She's Getting More Attractive With Age

By: Felix Lassiter
Ha Ha Madonna thinks she's getting more attractive with age and will be able
to do the acting jobs that Sean Connery turns down.

By: tomegatherion2006
To that numbskull, poster who said "I don't like her, she's old looking", really needs to get over the shallow trip.I'm not at all a fan, but AGING is a fact of life. I'd like to see you in your later years trying to cope with the fact that your pretty face is going to hell. I'm sure it'll be a laugh riot!Face lifts, botox,the works.



muffin headGary Dourdan Pleads Guilty, Avoids Jail

By: 2sugha
Looks like somebody slapped him in the head with a muffin.

By: tamtam46
Heroin, cocaine, ecstasy AND prescription drugs found in his possession?? Lets see for a normal person that would be at least 3 years in prison and another 5 years probation could Gary or his lawyer please give me a call my daughter goes to court for hitting her brother (no skin broken or blood) and is facing jail time and probation. Does anyone see anything wrong here??



Britney Spears Rumored For 'Grease' Role

By: pinkcar456(313)
I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF THE COMMENTS MY DAUGHTER WAS LEAVING WITH MY ACCOUNT. I AM VERY ANGRY WITH HER RIGHT NOW. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY FEELINGS MY DAUGHTER HURT. OR STUPID COMMENTS MY DAGHTER SAID.


Jay Mohr And Nikki Cox Afraid To Start A Family?

By: Alter-Ego( 402)
heh-heh... Mohr Cox



Topic Highlights: There were a few astute and perceptive comments made about a of few female singers, and some crass and tactless remarks were made about "The World's Greatest Human."

TOP TOPIC COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

Vivica Fox

By: Tom Sizemore(9069)
very handsome woman


Jessica Simpson

By: lovetheweasel( 520)
worthless turd..



Dolly PartonDolly Parton

By: Hambrookart( 416)
her boobs could double as airbags


Hilary Duff

By: georgiaan09(37)
Hilary Duff is AWSEOME every one who hates her should die! :O


The Golden Compass

By: mychemlover107(27)
i luved the movie, haven't read the book. I guess it's bout killin' god? er sumthin'? not cool though

Hunter Tylo
By: Guy Nacolojist(523)
apparently plastic surgery was never a tough choice for this one. does she have ANY original parts left?


The world's Greatest HumanChuck Norris

By: bobwashere420 2
he once round-house kicked a horse, this animal became known as a geraffe

By: Tom Sizemore(9106)
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

By: OrlandoLuver(1192)
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

By: Squints(2060)
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.


You Don't Mess With the Zohan


By: Tom Sizemore( 9151)
You Don't Mess With the Zohan...and You Don't Sleep With A Lohan.





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