Monday, May 5
(The CW, 8 p.m.) - Someone's coming out of the closet. And on this show, he or she will probably do it wearing a fabulous outfit.
How I Met Your Mother
(CBS, 8:30 p.m.) - Barney auditions SNL's Will Forte
for the position of his rebound bro.
Two and a Half Men
(CBS, 9 p.m.) - The writers of CSI
take a stab at "Two and a Half Men." Literally. No need to worry. George Eads
is on the case.
(FOX, 9 p.m.) - House becomes convinced that a soap actor (Sex and the City's Jason Lewis
) is sick and takes to diagnosing him for fear that his fave character will be killed off. That's one devoted fan.
(NBC, 10 p.m.) - Allison, we told you Joe's new business partner was trouble.
Tuesday, May 6
(FOX, 8 p.m.) - The final 4 take the stage.
(FOX, 9 p.m.) - The chefs must woo a bunch of teenage girls when they cater a Sweet 16 party. May we suggest "My Super Sweet 16" as homework?
Law & Order: SVU
(NBC, 10 p.m.) - 7th Heaven
patriarch Stephen Collins
takes a one-eighty as the head of a rich, conspiracy-laden family.
Wednesday, May 7
American Idol (FOX, 9 p.m.) - Before another contestant goes home, season 3 winner Fantasia drops by to sing with the final four.
(Bravo, 10 p.m.) - The food challenges continue as these chefs attempt to cater a high-stress wedding for 200 guests.
Thursday, May 8
(ABC, 8 p.m.) - ABC's go-to hottie, Eddie Cibrian
(Dirty Sexy Money, Samantha Who?
), steps in to give Hilda some love.
(NBC, 8:30 p.m.) - The Sacred Heart gang says goodbye to NBC with a big Princess Bride-inspired episode directed by Zach Braff
(NBC, 9 p.m.) - Michael mans a booth at a career fair in order to find a summer intern. No underpaid, starving intern deserves that torture.
(ABC, 9 p.m.) - The nurses are taking a stand against McSteamy, implementing a "date and tell" policy.
(The CW, 9 p.m.) - Bobby tracks down Bela, leading to a confrontation between the Colt-stealing gal and Dean. We have a feeling it isn't going to be pretty.
(ABC, 10:02 p.m.) - The mysteriously ageless Richard Alpert returns in this Locke-centric episode.
Friday, May 9
TV's All-Time Funniest (ABC, 8 p.m.) - America picked them and now here they are.
(CBS, 9 p.m.) - Mick flashes back to his WWII past when the grandson of his war buddy is kidnapped.
What Not to Wear
(TLC, 9 p.m.) - It's a mother and daughter fashion disaster.
Saturday, May 10
Day of rest. Take a breather. Go outside.
Sunday, May 11
Aliens in America
(The CW, 8:30 p.m.) - This may be one of your last chances to check out the funny and touching sitcom, which is currently sitting on the chopping block.
(FOX, 9 p.m.) - Of course, FOX would celebrate Mother's Day with a rerun of "Stewie Kills Lois."
(ABC, 9 p.m.) - Family Ties
' Justine Bateman
moves into Gaby and Carlos' house. Since it's Wisteria Lane, she's got a dark secret.
Brothers & Sisters
(ABC, 10:02 p.m.) - The Walkers sign off with a commitment ceremony. Take that, all you hetero wedding finales.
Story by Vlada Gelman
Starpulse.com contributing writer