Just when you start thinking you have a grasp on what is happening on "Flavor of Love"...you DON'T. In the latest episode, the challenge was for the girls to write "wedding vows" in teams, along with one objection for the bride on a different team. The winning team would go on to write eulogies for Flav's "funeral."

The teams consisted of Black, Prototype and Luscious D; Thing 1 & 2 and Sinceer; and Tree, Hotlanta and Seezins. Some of the teams were ridiculous, and to be honest, the fact that the winner of the wedding challenge was Thing 1, 2 and Sinceer is insane. For one thing, Thing 2's wedding vows gave the name William Drake, not William Drayton. They went on to give Flav's eulogy. Flav is lying in the casket eating a burger while the girls are giving his eulogies. Here we see a side of Sinceer that we had never seen before. Her eulogy was about how she will never forget what his music and his messages did for her as a child. It is because of this, and the fact that Sinceer let slip some of Hotlanta's secrets in her objection, that she won the solo date.

Flav's Flav-O-Gram told the older girls to do what he asked the newer girls to do their first day at the mansion. The older girls had to pick a girl out of the newer ones that was mostly there for Flav. After all the interviews, and after Tree acted like a psychopath, they chose Black. Flav called her up to his room so that they could have some one-on-one time. He told her to slip into something more comfortable, but what she had on before fit her better than what she came back wearing. They pretty much made out the whole time. Riveting.

The next day, Sinceer's solo date consisted of an airplane ride where they made out. It was because of their kiss-fest that Flav hit the emergency shut-off button and caused the plane to stall mid-flight. The pilot told Flav to pull a lever, and the flight resumed. While the two were mingling with the clouds, there were things taking place at the mansion. Hotlanta was telling everyone that Flav has no money so she can't possibly be money hungry.

When he got home, Flav called Luscious D to the fireplace so they can have one on one time. It is already painfully obvious that there is nothing between them because she is as far away from him as possible while still touching him. He also brought up the fact that he wants kids, but Luscious D only wants dogs. He then called out Tree to spend some time with her, and she asked Hotlanta to come because she wanted to bring to his attention what she said about him not having money. They start arguing about who said what, so Flav brought them in front of the other girls because Hotlanta said it in front of everyone. Then all the girls started fighting, specifically the Twins, and Flav sent them to their room. Hilarious!

Hotlanta went up to his room to tell him that she's not all about money, and if he can't see that then he's not man enough for her. This leads us to eliminations. Sinceer got her clock first because of their solo date. She was followed by both the twins (separately), then Seezins, Black, Prototype, and Tree. He sent Luscious D home because he doesn't feel her "like that." He had Hotlanta's clock in hand but told her that the only one who should speak about his financial standing is him. However, he gave her the clock and then said that her time was up. She is now gone, along with any hopes for a normal ending to the insanity.

Next week: Arsenio Hall is in the house, all of the exes are there (all seven of them), and Flav is apparently crying during eliminations. Does that mean one of the imbecile twins is finally going home? It's about time. See you next Monday!

Story by Kristin M. Koltz
Starpulse contributing writer