Monday, March 24
(ABC Family, 8 p.m.) - ABC Family's sleeper hit from last summer is back for a new season of college hijinks.
How I Met Your Mother
(CBS, 8:30 p.m.) - Britney Spears
' Sarah Chalke
guest star. Anybody who needs a conservator shouldn't be appearing on a sitcom, but we're rooting for you, Brit. It can't get any worse, right?
(FOX, 9 p.m.) - John flashes back to the 1960s when he was a crazy alcoholic.
(MTV, 10 p.m.) - Oh, don't pretend like you don't watch it.
(NBC, 10 p.m.) - Anjelica Huston's mysterious character is finally explored in the first of a two-parter. Turns out someone has personal reasons for going into the missing persons business.
Tuesday, March 25
(FOX, 8 p.m.) - The final 10 take the stage.
Dancing With the Stars
(ABC, 9 p.m.) - Two teams are eliminated tonight, so expect lots of morning talk show, reaction interviews the next day.
(CBS, 10 p.m.) - This time, it's really not coming back, so let's hope this season finale has more of a resolution.
(FX, 10 p.m.) - As if it isn't bad enough being stranded in Blunt, Texas, Dahlia and the kids are held at gunpoint after trying to steal a van. Okay, they kind of had that one coming.
Wednesday, March 26
America's Next Top Model
(The CW, 8 p.m.) - One of the girls gets the opportunity to pose nude for Nigel. Lucky her!
American Idol (FOX, 9 p.m.) - Another contestant must go home in this week's results show.
Thursday, March 27
(The CW, 8 p.m.) - Clark must battle James Marsters
' seemingly indestructible Brainiac while a surprising connection is revealed between Lionel Luthor, Virgil Swann (Christopher Reeve
) and Genevieve Teague (Jane Seymour
(ABC, 8:00 p.m.) - Two back-to-back episodes air. The first finds Becky rebelling for the first time by vandalizing an office. In the second, Becky must plan a party for the most hated teacher. We wish her luck in getting people to attend.
Make Me A Supermodel (Bravo, 10 p.m.) - The models gather for a reunion and to ask the question, "Are you sure you're straight, Ben?"
(ABC, 10:02 p.m.) - George Michael
- yes, the singer - hires Eli when a girl is suspended for singing one of his songs during a school assembly on abstinence. We're betting on it being "I Want Your Sex."
Friday, March 28
Canterbury's Law (FOX, 9 p.m.) - Chances are you didn't watch this show on Mondays and now it's been relegated to Fridays, so catch it while you can.
(HBO, 9:30 p.m) - HBO's shrink series wraps up its first season after 43 episodes.
Saturday, March 29
Day of rest. Take a breather. Go outside.
Sunday, March 30
(Showtime, 9 p.m.) - For the premium cable enabled, the tale of Henry's many conquests, which include both land and females, is back for a second season.
Sense and Sensibility (PBS, 9 p.m.) - Masterpiece wraps up its Jane Austen series with a new adaptation of the classic novel.
Story by Vlada Gelman
Starpulse.com contributing writer