The beginning of the latest "Flavor of Love" episode started calm and peaceful, and oh what irony it was. Flav decided to have some one-on-one time with Bunz at the beginning. The two were on his bed cuddling and Flav said, "Flavor Flav loves to cuddle!"

This was about as peaceful as the episode (and entire season, in my opinion) got. Sinceer and the Twins had a conversation that they believe they are the only people in the house that are really there for Flav. The Twins should've been gone yesterday as far as I'm concerned. They serve no purpose in the house other than stirring up more piles of poop. Same with Shy, and boy do I have a bit to talk about with regards to her.

The girls were split into three teams again. This time, their purpose was to create a bedtime story that would be read and acted out to children. Teams were composed of Team 1: Thing 1 & 2, Bee-Ex and Prancer (and I don't need to remind you that the Twins can't stand Bee-Ex because of her alleged star-searching; more on that later); Team 2: Sinceer, Seezinz and Hotlanta; and Team 3: Shy, Myammee and Bunz. Team 1 and Team 3 were already at odds because each member in the respective groups hated each other. It's a wonder any of those teams got a story written.

Team 3 wrote a witch story, and initially Shy was chosen to play the witch and Bunz was going to play the Princess. When the team heard Bunz begin to read the story, they decided she didn't know how to read a bedtime story so they switched costumes. Since Bunz didn't have proper underwear on, the witch's costume ended up being a little too short to be...appropriate...

After all the stories had been acted out and read, and some childhood scarring during Team 3's story, it was voted that Team 1 was the winner of the challenge and would go on a date with Flav the following day. This did not go over well with Shy and Myammee who felt the only reason they lost was because Bunz didn't have on the proper attire and decided to approach her about it. Bunz apologized and said she tried to tell them that she needed to put on different bottoms, but the apology was not deemed acceptable by the other two who then went on to say that she was a whore. Bunz then went to Flav to tell him that the other girls said she was doing sexual things to Flav that she wasn't actually doing.

The date consisted of a completely loud shirt worn by Flav (making him look like "a black Ricky Ricardo") during Salsa Dancing lessons for the Twins, Bee-Ex and Prancer. At this point, I think Prancer is just hiding in the background. No one really knows much about her except that she is quiet, has dimples and wears those obnoxious shoes with the wheels in them. She doesn't really seem to be competing for Flav's attention.

The thing about this season is that there aren't any girls that capture your attention and love like in past seasons. I'm speaking, of course, about Goldie from season 2 and New York from both seasons. No one, other than Shy's loud mouth, is really sticking out that much. They all have differing personalities, and until Bunz' buns made an appearance nothing else about this show is really making an impact.

But then the Twins decided to attack Bee-Ex yet again about her TV show experience. She said that there is nothing else about her that he needs to know and that all these accusations were false.

When the date was over, Flav went to his room and asked Big Rick to bring up Shy and Myammee to explain to him their side of their fight with Bunz. They said she didn't apologize properly and that she twisted their words. He called Bunz up for her side of the story, and she said that they may not have come out and said she was doing it to him, but that it was implied and that he could review the tape to find out for himself. He then called up Bee-Ex to find out whether or not she had anything else to tell him, and she told him who in the entertainment industry she knew and that other than that there was nothing else he needed to know about her.

Come elimination time, there were five girls who were a little worried about being asked to leave, including the Twins, Myammee, Shy, and Bunz. The only person not worried was Bee-Ex, which is super ironic. Flav said that initially he had plans to send home two girls, but after consideration decided to only send one. He went through and gave clocks to Seezinz, Hotlanta, Myammee, Shy, and Thing 1 & 2. Up until this point, the viewers are left to believe that either Bunz or Bee-Ex is going home because the accusers for each argument have clocks. Prancer and Sinceer got their clocks, which means we are left with the two Bs.

When Flav calls Bee-Ex down, he brings out some pages with information from the other shows she's been on, including Oprah Winfrey's "Usher's Biggest Fan Show" and he points out that Bee-Ex has dated Usher in the past. Bee-Ex said that she can't help who she knows and that she doesn't have to explain herself to anyone. This was enough for her to go home, and Bunz ended up with the last clock.

At this point, I think it'll be between Seezinz and Hotlanta. We're getting closer!

As far as next week: Flav wants to find out which of the girls is the classiest, hottest, smartest and a girl that can "Praise The Lord" (what kind of competition will prove that, I wonder?)! Not to mention, a money collector is calling the house and stalking one of the girls, which one is it? Find Out Next Week!

Story by Kristin M. Koltz
Starpulse contributing writer