Wednesday nights at 10PM is the magic hour on Comedy Central. In eleven seasons, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny have paid God, The Devil, John Edwards and Oprah a visit. And thanks to South Park’s hectic 6 day production schedule, their jokes are very current and strike celebrities at the height of their popularity. And for that, I say, after their hiatus and last night’s episode: We’ve missed you Trey and Matt. And it was worth the wait. You’re the only ones that can stick it to Bono.

In Episode 1109 titled “More Crap,” Stan’s Dad beats out Bono for taking the world’s largest dump thanks to a steady diet of P.F. Chang. The episode opens with Stan’s Dad taking a dump, and Comedy Central scrolls “Emmy Award Winning Series” right below him (a golden moment in cable television history). But since Bono is number 1 at everything and refuses to a number 2 (that’s right, I said a number 2), he’ll make sure that he remains champion.


It’s not just Bono; it’s a lot of celebrities that are thrown awards and honorary degrees because they are who they are. Not to say they haven’t given back to a charity or two, but lots of average Joes give to charities and contribute to their community. In this case, Stan speaks to Bono on behalf of his dad and for all those average Joes:

Dude, don’t you have enough? I mean, you’ve got tons of money, a jet, the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife, you’ve been knighted. I mean, at some point, can’t you just f--k off.


Catch this episode if you haven’t already. If you like it, also check out episodes “The Biggest Douche in the Universe, ““Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Play set,” and “Trapped in the Closet.” New South Park episodes air on Comedy Central, Wednesdays at 10PM. See you next week.

Story by Destiny Lopez
Starpulse contributing writer