"They need a bloody good smacking and I'd kick 'em up the bum...I feel sorry for our guys that are in Iraq; I do not feel sorry for those little spoiled b---... If I see anymore of them out at night with all that bloody hair sewn in their heads, skirts up here, no knickers on... Lock 'em all up, throw away the key." Sharon Osbourne has no time for Hollywood's crime-breaking "It" girls.

"We're not homosexuals. We barely talk, let alone kiss... I've always been the 'I'm going to beat the f*&# out of the lead singer' guy." Velvet Revolver drummer Matt Sorum responds to ridiculous rumors he and frontman Scott Weiland are lovers.

"Guys in jail write me and say, 'When I come home, we gonna get married' I like a man with high hopes." Sexy R&B star Mya is a prison pin-up.

"We had him at home, which was nice, because I knew where the beer was." Rocker Dave Matthews on the advantages of home birthing. His son August Oliver was born at the Matthews family home in Seattle, Washington in June.

"I'm dealing with a level of obsession in some of my fans that will not rest until they know the middle names of Harry's great great-grandparents." Author J.K. Rowling struggles to satisfy Harry Potter superfans' need for knowledge.

"This is how I knew I was out of the loop... I was in Chicago... at the airport... and there was a mother and daughter... and the girl comes over and says, 'Excuse me, are you Michael Moore?'" New "The Price Is Right" host Drew Carey hopes the gameshow will help raise his profile.

"There's a picture of me that Julie (Delpy) took. I got drunk one night and attached some helium balloons to my d**k and she took a picture of it." Actor Adam Goldberg reveals actress/director Delpy has some incriminating evidence against him.

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