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'Things I Learned From American Idol,' By Sanjaya Malakar

April 24th, 2007 10:00am EDT  Post a comment    Read 4 comments   Add to My News

SanjayaSanjaya Malakar, the most recent contestant voted off American Idol, presented the Top 10 on the Monday, April 23, broadcast of the Late Show with David Letterman:

10. The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk.

9. Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.

8. It's very important to Keep it real, dawg.

7. I should have gone for the immunity idol, oh wait, that's Survivor.

6. On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he' a total jerk.

5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.

4. When you forget the words, just do this. (Sanjaya belts out a riff like Ohhhhhhhh)

3. Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

2. Nothing.

1. America loves performers with bad hair, "right, Dave?"


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