In case you haven’t heard, the most important baby of our time has been born. That’s right, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have bestowed upon the huddled masses their perfectly combined genes in the form of one blessed bundle of joy – a beautiful baby girl named North West.
Did you expect anything less from these two? Though many outlets had previously reported that the chosen one had been given the name “Kaidence Donda West,” Kim and Kanye went with the much-speculated North instead, and will call their little girl “Nori” as a nickname. Kanye has helpfully explained the unusual name’s origin for plebes who might be wondering why the famous couple named their baby after a direction, and not something more normal, like Karen or Kanyetta. It’s because there’s “nothing North of North.”
Has that sunk in yet? Now, before you get all Judgey McJudgerson and claim this to be the worst celebrity baby name of all time, take a look at these fifteen children who are walking around with far worse monikers than little Nori. When the future entrepreneur/rap sensation is a teenager, she just might be glad her parents stuck her with her unique name, and not something like say…Pilot Inspektor. See if you can top these in the comments.