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'All-Star Celebrity Apprentice': Stephen Is No Alec Baldwin

April 16th, 2013 7:14am EDT
Stephen Is No Alec Baldwin
Last week, the celebrities vied to create the best advertorial possible for Melania Trump’s new line of skin care. Team Power’s presentation contained a fatal error – the misspelling of Melania’s name. So Plan B’s Penn Jillette took the win, and the $40K for his charity, Opportunity Village, while Dennis Rodman brought back Trace Adkins to the Board Room. In the end, the responsibility fell on project manager Dennis’ shoulders, and he was fired.

In the Victory Suite, the celebs argue over who should take the blame. Misspelling Melania’s name was the offense, which Dennis signed off on, but...
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'Survivor: Caramoan' – Dawn's Best Laid Plans Backfire And Michael Pays The Price

April 12th, 2013 8:55am EDT
SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN – FANS VS. FAVORITES
Last time on, Survivor: The tribes merged, and Malcolm and Corinne seemed set to take control of the game. Cochran swept the competition to win the food challenge and immunity. And Corinne was blindsided at Tribal Council.

Things seem relatively peaceful at the new shared camp on Day 23. Reynold, who has a hidden immunity idol, feels confident in his alliance within an alliance with Malcolm and Eddie. Malcolm is still feeling safe as well, with his own idol, and the Fan boys on his side, though he misses ally Corinne.

My goodness! Phillip chats up Sherri. “I remember the first time I saw ...
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'All-Star Celebrity Apprentice' Recap: He Who Misspells Melania Gets Fired

April 8th, 2013 12:53pm EDT
All-Star Celebrity Apprentice
Last week, Lisa Rinna took Plan B to the win, despite team Power’s best efforts, and won over $400 K for her charity, St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. Lil Jon brought back Dennis Rodman and Omarosa to the Board Room, and Omarosa was finally fired from the competition.

None of the celebrities were sorry to see her go. They were all relieved and joyous. Brande Roderick is especially pleased, as she felt that Omarosa brought the team down in every challenge. “The bad seed is gone, so now we can blossom.”

This week, the celebs are summoned to Trump Tower, where the Donald introduces them to cu...
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'Survivor: Caramoan' Recap: Yum! Balut With A Side Of Shipworm!

April 4th, 2013 10:23am EDT
Survivor: Caramoan
Previously on, Survivor: Phillip claimed to have thrown the Immunity Challenge, in order to take out Fan Julia. Corinne’s bonding with Michael angered Phillip, causing him to reconsider his vote. The rest of the tribe, however, agreed with Corinne, and Julia was voted off the Island.

Back at Bikal, Michael was relieved to still be in the tribe. Phillip pulled Corinne and Dawn aside to ‘confess’ that he threw the challenge. He said the idea had come to him in the middle of the game, and so he hadn’t warned them in advance. Corinne did not believe him for a minute. Even Dawn is surprised tha...
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'All-Star Celebrity Apprentice': You Can Come Out Now, Omarosa's Gone!

April 1st, 2013 2:41pm EDT
All-Star Celebrity Apprentice
Gonna spoil this one right off the top, because I’m absolutely delighted that this is the last week I have to talk about Oma – the witch is dead! Couldn’t believe it myself. Perhaps the networks are beginning to understand that loud, cruel, desperate wanna-be celebs are no longer in fashion.

Last week, Omarosa targeted Claudia Jordan, bullied her into taking on the role of project manager, and effectively sabotaged Claudia’s game by under participating.  But Claudia, afraid that Trump would play favorites and keep Omarosa in the game, wound up being the fired celebrity.

In the suite, Omar...
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'Survivor: Caramoan' Ep. 7: Vanilla Julia, We Hardly Knew Ya

March 28th, 2013 4:51pm EDT
Jeff Probst extinguishes Julia Landauer's torch
Previously on, Survivor: The tribes were shuffled, but the Favorites still outnumbered the Fans. Gota wound up the weaker tribe, with most of the younger, fitter players now on Bikal. Gota romped all over Bikal at the Immunity Challenge, and at Tribal Council, Matt was voted out of the tribe.

Michael was devastated that his ally was gone, but decided he’d make himself indispensible to his new tribe. Corinne was already on his side, and determined that she’d be his protector. Phillip was very suspicious of the closeness between Michael and Corinne. He told Cochran that he wanted Corinne gon...
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'All-Star Celebrity Apprentice': Should Have Gone With The Ferris Wheel, Claudia

March 25th, 2013 1:33pm EDT
All-Star Celebrity Apprentice
Last week, LaToya Jackson learned the hard way that trying to outwit Omarosa and Donald Trump by avoiding Board Room confrontation was her fast track to being fired. Omarosa gloated over her rival’s termination, and plotted revenge against Claudia Jordan. Gary Busey was again called out by his team for being a distraction, and the weakest member of Plan B. A little bit of power went to Stephen Baldwin’s head, and he was able to give his win of $50k to his mother’s charity, The Carol Baldwin Breast Cancer Foundation. Carol Baldwin threatened the ‘very sexy’ Donald Trump with a good time. “I ...
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'Survivor: Caramoan' – The Tribes Swap And Matt Walks

March 21st, 2013 3:32pm EDT
the newly formed Gota Tribe during the sixth episode of SURVIVOR
Last week on, Survivor: Brandon blew a gasket, his tribe forfeited immunity, and voted Brandon out of the game. Reynold found a second Hidden Immunity Idol (HII).

After Brandon left, the Bikal tribe worried that Brandon’s actions had given the Gota tribe an advantage, and a renewed hope. Phillip felt Brandon’s word had damaged his own game play. Corinne was angered that no one jumped in to defend either she or Phillip from Brandon’s rants. Phillip gave the group a pep talk, and told them that they’re still the better team, and will win the game, but in private, decided that Corinne is next...
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'All-Star Celebrity Apprentice': LaToya Fails Snake Handling 101

March 18th, 2013 1:43pm EDT
All-Star Celebrity Apprentice
Last week, Dee Snider’s team Plan B lost to Omarosa’s team Power. Dee took the blame for his team’s loss, and was fired. Omarosa appeared to break down in tears of joy at her win on behalf of deceased fiancé Michael Duncan Clarke’s charity, but both teams were skeptical, thinking it more performance than emotion.

Marilu Henner smoothed over her tiff with Gary “I’m an angel in an earth suit” Busey, but vetoed his offer of a visit to Texas to ride a horse backwards.

At the Paley Center for Media, Donald Trump outlined the celebs next task. They will be working with representatives Adam and ...
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'Survivor: Caramoan' – Brandon Hantz Blows It Big Time

March 14th, 2013 12:47pm EDT
Jeff Probst and Brandon Hantz
Last week on, Survivor: oh what do you care? This was an insane episode, and I’m sure I’m not the only person who’s thinking …. What the ?  None of what we call game play really matters because Brandon Hantz controlled this episode with his behavior disorder. Despite being on the team that could do no wrong, that won, week after week, that the other team envied … Brandon was an angry boy. He couldn’t take another minute of … oh, sorry … I’m not sure what exactly he couldn’t take. He mentioned missing his wife and kids, and said the others could vote him out, so that he could go home to then...
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