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SMOSH & The Guys Of 'Good Mythical Morning' Star In Newest Epic Rap Battle Of History

Patrick Hyland Patrick Hyland
July 14th, 2014 7:00pm EDT

ERB

That's right - it's time for a new ERB. The season finale stars a number of guests from other popular Youtube channel - Anthony and Ian of SMOSH, and Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning. The new fellows do justice to the season finale - an ERB the scope of which history has never seen.

Epic Rap Battles of History : 14

This time, its a 4v4 with the artists and masterminds of the Italian Renaissance on one side, and their Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle counterparts on the other side. Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo and Leonardo (squared) go toe to toe (minus two toes for TMNT) to face off and decide who are more deserving of the names. Do the heroes in the half shell prevail? Or do the Renaissance men win out the battle? As ERB says - YOU DECIDE!

Lyrics:

Leonarda Da Vinci : Cowabunga Dude / so let's get it on / reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance / we got the classical technique to kick these three toed freaks back under the street / I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat / you don't really wanna step to da Vinci / I love the ladies I like to keep it mellow / so let me pass the mic to my man Donatello.

Donatello : Hard shell but you're gross in the middle / wouldn't wanna touch you with a six foot chisel / born in goop, raised in poop, I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit oops.

Raphael Sanzio :  Yo! Raphael and I came to flow / deemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croaked / I'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling.

Michelangelo di Lodovico :  Oh! I'm Michelangelo and I'm a giant / I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath / I'm a rap God and you can't quite touch me / this battle's your Last Judgement trust me.

Leonardo Da Vinci & Donatello : We drop science

Raphael & Michelangelo : We got the mathematics

Renaissance Men : the architects of rebirth are rap addicts / you beat the Foot but it won't go well if you catch an Italian boot to the half shell.

Leonardo (TMNT) : The wisdom of our master...

Turtles : Splinter

Donatello (TMNT) : Taught us not to rush to violence

Raphael (TMNT) : But our master...

Turtles : Master Splinter

Michelangelo (TMNT) : Ain't here dude!

Leonardo (TMNT) : I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blades / get back in your floppy helicopter and fly away 

Michelangelo (TMNT) : I can bepop and steady rock a mic sucka / I'm a pristine Sistine nun chucka.

Raphael (TMNT) : Oh hi I'm a cool but rude guy / put you back in school with the tip of my two sai

Donatello (TMNT) : Uh Dona-tell me who you are again dude /  cause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do

Donatello : That's because you mutant are too immature

Leonardo Da Vinci : You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer

Renaissance Men: : We got the talent and the minds / and the rhymes so sweet / We're like your NES game cause we can't be beat!

Leonardo (TMNT) : Yo go ahead and hate / we'll just skate on by

Michelangelo (TMNT) : you guys draw more dicks than New York pride

Turtles : We're the TMNT / drop kicking Italy / chowing on your tower made of pizza / save a slice for me!

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