As usual, we have our weekly Celebrity Twitter Round up, fueled the tweets of your favorite Hollywood stars. There's no time to waste - so take a look.

Conspiracy theories abound! Strange but...also, kind of interesting.

Watch this from 5:40 in, to about 11:30.This is why JFK was killed.m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=rRP3…#jfk50thanniversary

— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) March 6, 2013

Well, since his voyage into fatherhood, everyone seems to like Perez even more. Can you really blame them?

Story time!!! Another Dr. Seuss en Español! And another feeding record - 125 ML! Sweet P is an angel! #PoppaPerez twitter.com/PerezHilton/st…

— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) March 6, 2013

Always gotta' one-up everyone. Can't be wierd on the same level as the rest of us, eh Kendall?

I'm weird on another level

— Kendall Jenner (@KendallJenner) March 6, 2013

Great idea Emma! And while you're at it, can you do mine? And I'll take you out to lunch. And dinner. It will be strictly business. Sound good?

Look.I just want to know exactly what the next ten years of my life is going to look like ok?

— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 5, 2013

And to have it organised on a colour coordinated calendar. Is that really too much to ask?

— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 5, 2013

Yes. Yes we are. Thank YOU, Hugh.

Just saw we've crossed the 2mil followers mark -- I'm a big believer in quality not quantity but in this case I have both. Best fans ever!

— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) March 6, 2013

I don't understand... I can't even get cell reception in my house, but he gets 3G in the middle of the Congo?

So….I get dropped calls in Manhattan yet 100km down the Congo river from anywhere I get 3G ? #amazingworld

— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) March 6, 2013

I say this feller right here, welp, he hit the button on the nose like a professional nose button hitter. Yeap.

The problem with dating a country singer is her daddy don't reckon that fellers worth the pig spit on a convicts mud stuck shoe.

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) March 7, 2013

Another inspirational quote from the father of inspirational quotes.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not trying to do easy enough stuff.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 7, 2013

Someone needs to hire Seth as a writer for the next Star Wars movie. We promise it will sell like crazy.

First line of the new Star Wars movie: "Damn those ewoks can party. Now what?"

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 8, 2013

Jessie J gets some ideas for her Red Nose Day Dare Challenge. PS - watch the video, it's highly entertaining.

First line of the new Star Wars movie: "Damn those ewoks can party. Now what?"

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 8, 2013

That about wraps up our weekly Twitterings. Hit us up next week for more Twitter-based celebrity tom-follery, mockery, drama, and news.