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What exactly would you get if you took the intensity of "Taken 2" and merged it with the all-out action of "The Expendables 2?" Mayhem? Slaughter? A death toll bigger the the population of many European nations?

All of those seem like reasonable guesses, but thanks to "Saturday Night Live," we now know the real answer: Complete and utter hilarity.

Titled "Give Us All Our Daughters Back," this latest fake trailer from "SNL" imagines a not-so-unlikely scenario where a bunch of Hollywood's biggest stars all get together to go "Taken" on someone's ass.

The result pretty much speaks for itself, so without further ado, here it is, courtesy of NBC: