Angelina Jolie Looks Magnificent As 'Maleficent'
We interrupt your internet experience to provide this urgent warning: Dentists and physicians around the country are advising movie fans of all ages to avoid checking out the first photo of Angelina Jolie as Disney's "Maleficent" at all costs.
Because once you get a look at this, your jaw will drop so hard you may just dislocate it.
Symptoms of what the American Medical Association is referring to as "Maleficent Fever" also include heavy breathing, dilated pupils, heart palpitations and a sense of extreme dismay when you realize you have to wait until March 14, 2014 (!) to actually see Jolie's live action take on the classic Disney film "Sleeping Beauty."
But seriously, folks, even if you've never seen the original 1959 animated hit, one look at Jolie all dolled up with Maleficent's signature horned headdress will probably be enough to turn you to the dark side. Plus, seriously, we could cut glass on that cheekbone. And did we mention that Maleficent can turn into a giant fire-breathing dragon?
Sorry, zombies and vampires, but the next fad is here. Check it out, courtesy of SlashFilm, and catch the fever:
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