The brand new trailer for "The Baytown Disco" has arrived, so for those of you wondering just what the heck "The Baytown Disco" is, here's a quick analogy: It's kind of like "Smokin' Aces" meets "Smokey and the Bandit" by way of the world's most violent Waffle House. Plus, Paul Wesley from "The Vampire Diaries" and a bunch of hot chicks.

Hey, sometimes Hollywood gets it right. 

Here's the premise: Eva Longoria plays a lady whose godson has apparently been kidnapped by her ruthless ex-husband (Billy Bob Thornton). So she goes and hires a trio of bounty hunting Southern gentlemen miscreants with names like Brick and McQueen to get the kid back. Seems simple enough — right up until Billy Bob deploys a unit of highly skilled "whore assassins" to kill everybody.

Yeah, it's that kind of movie. Courtesy of Deadline, here's the trailer, smothered, scattered and covered: