Fox News Hates 'The Muppets'
We here at NextMovie take pride in providing you with the most fair and balanced movie news possible, so we present the following without any commentary in order to let you the people decide for yourself where you stand on the issue: Fox News hates "The Muppets."
Yes, that's right: As reported on JoBlo, Fox News recently ran a lengthy segment accusing "The Muppets" of being part of a liberal agenda to brainwash your children into hating capitalism. The reason? Because (spoilers!) "The Muppets" features Chris Cooper as an evil oil baron.
If this sounds far fetched, we should point out that "The Muppets" also feature a number of other characters who may or may not be rife with hidden meanings and secret subtext. For instance, the film features on ongoing subplot about the marriage between a pig and a frog — we don't even want to think about the symbolism — not to mention a villain that indulges in serial cross-dressing (Miss Poogy, the leader of The Moopets) and a pair of clueless elderly men (Statler and Waldorf) who may be either offensive stereotypes of the Greatest Generation or thinly veiled commentary on the need for Medicare reform.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. But as always, the ultimate decision on what to believe — and which pieces of Hollywood leftist propaganda you want to spend you hard earned American dollars on — is up to you, so here's the video in it's entirety. Harmless and beloved felt icons of stage and screen? Or socialist infiltrators? Either way, one thing is for sure: Kermit and company are definitely acting as someone's puppets.
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