Finally, a sequel we can really sink our teeth into! After the bloody good camp fun of Alexandre Aja's "Piranha 3D" last year, someone decided two "D"s are better than one, and boy were they right. The Weinstein Company is pulling out all the stops to provide bigger fish, bigger laughs, bigger "stars," and a larger amount of acting talent from the female participants. It's all good clean fun for "Piranha 3DD," and we have the trailer to prove it.
At last night's Scream Awards on Spike, a 30-second teaser aired, fully stacked with a bevy of women ready to get wet, wild and wounded with the prehistoric fish who give new meaning to the term "breast feeding." They're all there for the opening of a new water park called "Big Wet" where those pesky little fishies have crashed the party and eaten all the hors d'oeuvres. How gauche.
Wait, did we mention "stars," because we get a glimpse of Mr. David Hasselhoff back in uniform playing himself and watching that bay like a hawk. Ving Rhames' Deputy Fallon is back and less dead than previously thought, apparently packing two big-ass guns where his legs used to be. Christopher Lloyd also returns promising that the piranhas have "evolved."
Another thing that's evolved is the release date, which was originally scheduled for November of this year but has been pushed back to early next, so until the main course you'll have to hold yourself over with this. Enjoy!