Mike Myers Gets His Mojo Back For 'Austin Powers 4'
"Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?" You can shag anytime you want to, Austin Powers.
After three highly successful outings keeping the world safe from Dr. Evil while simultaneously walking in the footsteps of both James Bond and Inspector Clouseau, we were pretty sure Mike Myers was ready to let the world-renowned British secret agent hang up his crushed velvet suits and retire to some industrial shag flat in London with Foxxy Cleopatra by his side.
Now, if Hit Fix is accurate, Powers is officially returning to active duty and shall "Yeah, baby" once again, most likely all the way to the bank.
The plan is for Myers to bring back his most beloved character for the first time in a decade in "Austin Powers 4," sure to be retitled to take on a sexier pun on an already innuendo-ish Bond title. Does that make you horny, baby?
Since previous entries like "The Spy Who Shagged Me" and "Goldmember" have already covered the present day as well as the free love/groovy 1960s and the blacksploitation/disco stylings of the '70s, we predict Powers will time travel to the '80s and take on that era's undercovers like "Miami Vice," "Magnum P.I." and "The Equalizer." What would be even better is if they took the current run of shaky-cam "Bourne" thrillers head-on… "The Fat Bastard Ultimatum."
Getting back to the subject of titles, which entries from the Bond canon might Myers pilfer? "Austin Powers in Octovagina?" "Austin Powers in Moonshagger?" Ooh, how about "Austin Powers in From Randy With Love?"
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