RSSCatching Up With 'The Bachelorette' And Her Pool Of Dork Contestants
In case you’ve missed episodes from this season of The Bachelorette, we can catch you up by saying this: Ali prefers one organ on a man to be really, really big: . . . his brain. That’s right, she selected a mixed bag of complete nerds. Granted, once these guys get their shirts off, they’re all ripped, but never before has such a band of dorks been assembled on this program. It’s like Lambda Lambda Lambda in that house.
Here’s a quick, superficial, judgmental lowdown on the guys remaining just before the most recent episode aired:
Chris N: This guy is not good looking at all. He looks...
READ MOREHere’s a quick, superficial, judgmental lowdown on the guys remaining just before the most recent episode aired:
Chris N: This guy is not good looking at all. He looks...
'The Bachelorette' Recap: Desiree And Guys Head To Atlantic City
'The Bachelorette' Week 3 Recap: Sweet Sixteen Play Dodge Ball
The Scorpions Get Ready For Their Last Tour… Ever (Audio)
Having rocked arenas in four different decades, influenced countless other hard rock bands, and become perhaps Germany’s biggest rock band of all time, The Scorpions are embarking on their final tour. Ever.
Starpulse.com’s Matthew J. Swanson had the pleasure of talking with guitar legend Matthias Jabs about his start with the band, some of his most memorable moments in The Scorps, and his thoughts about hitting the stage one last time.
We had to make sure he was saying his name right, because if you read in the English language, it’s pronounced nothing like how it’s spelled. He then di...
READ MOREStarpulse.com’s Matthew J. Swanson had the pleasure of talking with guitar legend Matthias Jabs about his start with the band, some of his most memorable moments in The Scorps, and his thoughts about hitting the stage one last time.
We had to make sure he was saying his name right, because if you read in the English language, it’s pronounced nothing like how it’s spelled. He then di...
KISS stars host military veterans at latest restaurant launch
Ace Frehley Facing Home Foreclosure
Have You Seen 'RuPaul's Drag Race?'
Have you seen this thing? This is the second season of this show, but it’s new to me, so I’m going to break it down for you, as I was surprisingly sucked into it. It’s just what you would expect, unless you expected drag queens physically racing: a number of transvestites compete in various competitions until one diva with caked on makeup, lofty ambitions, and a pronounced Adam’s Apple is left standing.
The theme of this show, or at least the third of the episode I caught, was a drag wedding, and as the “ladies” were putting together their gowns, things got heated. Apparently everyone h...
READ MOREThe theme of this show, or at least the third of the episode I caught, was a drag wedding, and as the “ladies” were putting together their gowns, things got heated. Apparently everyone h...
Glamazon Superstar RuPaul Dishes On Season Five Of “RuPaul’s Drag Race”
RuPaul Is Pregnant
Is Latest Reality TV 'Little Miss Perfect' Right Or Wrong?
Each week, Little Miss Perfect follows two 5 or 6-year-old-ish little girls as they compete in a beauty pageant for kids called, oddly enough, Little Miss Perfect. Do these shows make little girls look like 17-year-old hookers at times? Perhaps. Do these moms and sometimes dads seem to care way more about this stuff than the kids do? Often times, yes. Is there any hope that these little girls could live a normal childhood? There is a good chance that they will live a life thinking they are, or what's worse, have to be, perfect. Yes it's weird, creepy, and wrong, but like every good r...
READ MORETop 5 Coolest School Kids In TV & Film History
These are the big men on campus, guys you would like to hang out with, not just because they're cool guys, but because they have power; these kids get all the girls, they got their school principals by the balls, and most importantly, they have some serious clout.
5. Danny Zuco of the film Grease
Danny had a summer fling with a girl who looked like a heyday Olivia Newton John, she ended up going to his school the following school year, and he acted like he didn't know her, suggesting that she try the Yellow Pages to find who she was looking for. Cold blooded!
With the help of his ...
READ MORE5. Danny Zuco of the film Grease
Danny had a summer fling with a girl who looked like a heyday Olivia Newton John, she ended up going to his school the following school year, and he acted like he didn't know her, suggesting that she try the Yellow Pages to find who she was looking for. Cold blooded!
With the help of his ...
Matthew Broderick Teases Return Of Ferris Bueller In Super Bowl Ad (Video)
The Top Friday The 13th Movies To Stay At Home And Watch
Zombie Flicks Rarely Disappoint: 5 Not-To-Miss Films
All zombies want to do is rise from the dead and eat people, with a preference for brains. This is the sole motivation of the flesh-eating creatures, and yet we can watch them do this over and over, whether it's in a campy funny way as in Shaun of the Dead or the brand new Woody Harrelson film Zombieland, or even in an artistic way as in 28 Days Later. The psyche of the zombie is utterly simple. There's something about rotting, walking corpses biting into the necks of their victims and/or eating entrails that is utterly entertaining.
Check out our five favorite zombie films:
5) Zo...
READ MORECheck out our five favorite zombie films:
5) Zo...
Simon Pegg Collects Action Figures Of Himself
Review: 'Attack The Block' Is A Delightful Assault On The Senses.
Top 10 Acting Performances By Athletes
A director getting the optimum performance out of an actor is not unlike a coach getting a great performance out of an athlete. One has to use the right guy in the right scene with expert timing. These are situations where one could film countless scenes of all different kinds, and getting laughs so big with these athletes would seem impossible - they're almost perfect. Remember, the fellas on this list appear here because they got the biggest laughs, not because they were the best actors or in the best movies. While Something About Mary is a funnier and better movie than many on this l...
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Randy Couture: 'Wesley Snipes is onboard for The Expendables 3'
Wesley Snipes Offered A Role In Sylvester Stallone's 'EX3'
Will Jillian Pick Ed Or Kiptyn On 'The Bachelorette' Finale?
On Monday, Jillian, this season's Bachelorette, has to choose between the two remaining bachelors narrowed down from the initial thirty, Ed and Kiptyn. Who will she pick? Who knows? This woman seems be to making decisions based on whoever the producers want her to pick or just drunken, love-sick whims, so we're going to let you guys vote. She won't see your votes, and it's probably already happened, but vote anyways, just for the hell of it, but first, here's the tale of the tape . . .
Ed:
Pro's:
1. As a Technology Consultant, he sounds pretty successful, unless that title is...
READ MOREEd:
Pro's:
1. As a Technology Consultant, he sounds pretty successful, unless that title is...
'The Bachelorette' Recap: Desiree And Guys Head To Atlantic City
'The Bachelorette' Week 3 Recap: Sweet Sixteen Play Dodge Ball
Wes: The Most Unlikable Jerk On 'The Bachelorette'
Four bachelors remain on The Bachelorette, and Jillian had dates with all of them in the scenic Spain. The first three had something in common: they were all very, very boring. They discussed their dating philosophies and world views over fabulous romantic dinners paid for by ABC, and incidentally, can you really get a good idea about someone with this trend? Anyone looks pretty good on a date with candle-lit dinner with a gorgeous view when neither party is paying for squat. Not only that, when the check should come, instead a note comes saying they can go to the "Fantasy Suite," and g...
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'The Bachelorette' Recap: Desiree And Guys Head To Atlantic City
'The Bachelorette' Week 3 Recap: Sweet Sixteen Play Dodge Ball
'Bachelorette' Recap: 10 Things You Don't Want To Happen When Meeting The Family
Jillian met the guys' families on The Bachelorette this week, and it got us thinking about some rules these families, and the bachelors, should have followed.
Check out our list of 10 things you don't want to happen when meeting the family on a reality show:
10. Your father (Kiptyn's) writes and performs a piss-poor "Bachelorette Blues" song for her, embarrassing the hell out of you. Then your mom joins in on the bongos, thoroughly embarrassing you.
9. He (Michael) has a twin brother and tries to go upstairs to change clothes with him in an attempt to weasel information out of you...
READ MORECheck out our list of 10 things you don't want to happen when meeting the family on a reality show:
10. Your father (Kiptyn's) writes and performs a piss-poor "Bachelorette Blues" song for her, embarrassing the hell out of you. Then your mom joins in on the bongos, thoroughly embarrassing you.
9. He (Michael) has a twin brother and tries to go upstairs to change clothes with him in an attempt to weasel information out of you...
'The Bachelorette' Recap: Desiree And Guys Head To Atlantic City
'The Bachelorette' Week 3 Recap: Sweet Sixteen Play Dodge Ball
