Now that Lindsay Lohan is single again, it's a perfect time for her own VH1 dating show. Move over Tila Tequila. Lindsay's show would make Tila's show look like a Saturday morning cartoon. Straight men, Lebians, and crackheads would compete to win the love of Miss Lohan. The show would include drinking and partying, and drinking and partying. And more drinking and partying. Then rehab for everyone on the show. Of course Linday would make out with everyone on camera to make her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson jealous. This show could be called "Herpes: Fully Loaded with Lindsay Lohan."