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Maccorley Mathieu is a graduate of Brooklyn College with a BFA. in Creative Writing. He currently resides in Brooklyn and is a comedy writer/stand-up comedian. Maccorley loves to write and share his ideas and opinions on his blog. When not reading or writing you can find him surfing the internet, playing video games, or watching reality TV. Follow Maccorley on Twitter

Ten Annoying Things About The Kardashians

April 29th, 2012 11:00am EDT
Keeping Up With the Kardashians
The Kardashian family will be on TV screens irritating viewers for another three years after the E! network renewed their reality TV series "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" for three more seasons earlier this week. The deal is worth $40 million, making it one of the biggest and most profitable deals in reality TV show history. This signing is just another reason why the Kardashians are the most hated and annoying family on the planet. From Kim's fake wedding and publicity stunts to Khloe's big mouth and big feet, let's take a look at some other reasons why the Kardashians annoy us. Here's ...
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The Funniest Celebrity Quotes of All-Time!

April 21st, 2012 10:30am EDT
Charlie Sheen
Celebrities often say things that get them in trouble and draw criticism. More times than none, they will make excuses for their outlandish statements by saying they were misquoted or their comments were taken out of context.

Misquoted or not, their opinions and takes on certain topics and subjects are hilarious. Here's a slideshow of some of the funniest celebrity quotes ever.

Paris Hilton

"Wal-Mart.....do they make walls there?" -Paris Hilton

Britney Spears

"I've never wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular in Africa." -...
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Celebrity Business Ventures That Failed

April 15th, 2012 1:00pm EDT
Celebrity Business Ventures That Failed
Not everything that celebrities touch turn into gold. Recently, Oprah Winfrey admitted that she made "101 mistakes" when she decided to launch her network OWN, which attracts just under 200,000 viewers daily. The former "Queen of Daytime TV" admits, "The idea of creating a network was something I wanted to do. Had I known that it was this difficult, I might have done something else." Oprah's network may eventually become a failed business amongst the long list of failed celebrity business ventures. Let's take a look at some of the other celebrity businesses that have flopped due to disorgan...
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Celebrities Who Would Make Great Wrestlers, In Honor Of WrestleMania 28

March 31st, 2012 11:00am EDT
Channing Tatum
WrestleMania is just a day away and millions of WWE fans will tune into Pay-Per-View to watch the biggest matches of the year and appearances by celebrities like Maria Menounos, who will be competing in the women's match. Celebs competing in wrestling events is nothing new. Donald Trump, Hugh Jackman, and Snooki have all stepped into the squared circle in recent years against top WWE superstars, but their performances have been average to subpar. Here's a list of celebrities who would probably fare better in the ring and make great wrestlers:

Metta World Peace

Catchphrase: "Metta World ...
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11 Alcoholic Movie Characters In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day

March 16th, 2012 11:00am EDT
11 Alcoholic Movie Characters In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day
Saint Patrick's Day is upon us and it's time to prepare to get wasted on the drunkest holiday of the year. But before you hit up the local bar or Irish pub on St. Patty's Day, learn some valuable lessons and mistakes from the following movie characters. From a college drunk in "Animal House" to a boozed up Santa Claus in"Bad Santa," here is a list of memorable drunk movie characters:

Mckenzie Brothers From Strange Brew (1983)

One of the funniest drunk films ever, the 1983 comedy "Strange Brew" stars SCTV's Mckenzie Brothers, played by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas. The brothers are two g...
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Reality TV Shows That Are Leading To The Downfall Of Humanity

March 12th, 2012 1:00pm EDT
Reality TV Shows That Are Leading To The Downfall Of Humanity
Recently, Lifetime's reality TV series "Dance Moms" sparked controversy with its latest episode involving child dancers performing sexually provocative dance routines in flesh-colored bra and panty costumes that simulate nudity. To make matters worse, the episode was entitled, "Topless Showgirls." Reality shows like this are the reason why our civilization is sinking further and further into a deep dark hole. These shows are setting bad examples on how we should live our lives and are promoting trashy, classless, and irresponsible behavior. The "Jersey Shore" has already given humanity a ma...
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Mock Celebrity New Year's Resolutions for 2012

December 31st, 2011 2:00pm EST
Mock Celebrity New Year's Resolutions for 2012
The year is coming to an end and a lot of celebrities are looking forward to the new year. A lot of celebrities are looking to improve their image, fix their bad habits, and accomplish bigger and better things in 2012. A new year means a new attitude and outlook. Here are some New Year's resolutions from our favorite celebrities for 2012:

(Note: These aren't real celebrity New Year's resolutions. They're mock celebrity New Year's resolutions.)

Justin Bieber

1. Prepare to take paternity tests from all the girls (including Selena Gomez) who will accuse me of being their baby's daddy.

2....
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Kim Kardashian Vs. Jennifer Lopez: Who's Better?

December 16th, 2011 4:23pm EST
Kim Kardashian Vs. Jennifer Lopez
Besides from having the biggest booties in Hollywood, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez have many things in common. Both star in hit reality TV shows. Both have dated, been engaged to, or married high-profile male celebrities. And both are talented and versatile in their own way - J.Lo with her movies and music, and Kim with her sex tapes. But between these two starlets, who's better overall?

TV Shows

Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian are two of the hottest women on network television. Their television shows are watched by millions of viewers every week. Kim's TV shows - "Keeping Up w...
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Skinny Celebs Who Need To Eat Up This Thanksgiving

November 22nd, 2011 9:00am EST
Leeann Rimes
Hollywood is saturated with extremely thin celebrities who lose weight or maintain their wiry statures by crash dieting to look perfect for the red carpet and magazine covers. Some of these celebrities even party hard, do drugs, and drink booze in order to keep themselves looking thin and frail like the CryptKeeper. With Thanksgiving coming up, these stars need to be surrounded by food and eat a whole meal for a change. Here is a list of several celebs who are so skinny, they should be force-fed dinner on Thanksgiving Day.

Victoria Beckham

There isn't another celebrity who has the hea...
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Short-Lived Celebrity Marriages

November 12th, 2011 3:00pm EST
Kim and Kris
A couple of weeks ago Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her NBA husband Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage, more days than what some critics first predicted. Kardashian and Humphries had their wedding televised on the E! Channel and shared their wedding pictures with all the major tabloids. But after all of the TV specials and magazine spreads, their marriage is now over and will be long forgotten as soon as Kardashian marries another athlete or rapper. Like Kim and Kris' short-lived marriage, there have been other Hollywood marriages that were destined for divorce from the day of...
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